May 08, 2008 at 10:05 pm by Evil Beet

Congrats to Canadian model Jayde Nicole, who succeeds Sara Jean Underwood as the 2008 Playmate of the Year. She was honored on Thursday at the Playboy mansion.

Jayde is 22, but, if you can believe it, she was only 6 when she designed that dress!

Wow!

What an accomplished young woman.

To see a little more of what Jayde’s … uh … working with here, jump in. [NSFW]

Am I the only one slightly bothered by the fact that none of the women in Playboy actually have vaginas? They have, like, little Photoshopped slits. I read somewhere that it’s because having labia in a photo makes it considered somehow more risque, but it just kind of annoys me. Like, vaginas exist. Women don’t just have Barbie anatomy with a tiny hole for your occasional enjoyment. Why can mainstream porn not acknowledge that?

432 Responses to “Jayde Nicole: Playmate of the Year!”

  1. maar says:

    ahh so freaking juicy tits wanna fuck somebody touch me and feel me i wanna get laid tonight so baad i feel naughty
    wanna lick your pnis and get it inside me
    ahh ohhh ohhhh XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    i´m gonna fuck
    ohh ohhh,ooooooohhhhhhhh XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    orgasm…
    ohhhhhh
    so much pleasure

  2. Anonymous says:

    fuck everyone

  3. 2012 is bullshit says:

    this is sexy

  4. read this asshole says:

    i,m gonna fuck all you bitchs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Anonymous says:

    She looks fucking fake, and not that pretty.

  6. Donkey Kong says:

    She’s a queefer

  7. Barack Obama says:

    I definitely will be hitting this.

  8. tiiggwt says:

    WOLD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT

  9. rbd says:

    wow! my 11 inch dick wants to destroy that shaved pussy!

  10. MuffinMan says:

    She’s ugly… WTF, hef gone blind?

  11. maar says:

    ohhh
    wanna touch her vagina and lick her
    lesbian sex YEAH!
    i´m gonna get laid on feb 14 oh yeah gonna lick some penis
    have lesbian and oral sex
    also some anal sex
    and too many positions
    from the back
    front
    on side
    on a table
    helicopter
    butterfly
    dog
    ORGASM YEAH!
    ALSO MUTUAL MASTURBATION
    CALL ME:
    XOXO:WHORE

  12. Anonymous says:

    made my vagina wet.

  13. sexy- beast says:

    OMG u r soo sexy i want to lick ur pussy and suck on ur nipples:O
    i want to have sex with u every night for the rest of my life
    i am going to masturbate to this pic soooooo badly

  14. pussy+cock=cum says:

    i want to do you Jayde Nicole

  15. ooooooo man i just want to roll up in a ball and stick it in her pussy and fuck her all night long every night.

  16. Anonymous says:

    i want u to stick you hard cock deep inside my pussy

  17. Anonymous says:

    I would lick your pussy untill you cum and then blackout

  18. DICK says:

    SHE HAS NT FUCKED BY MANY MEN- HER PUSSY LOOKS TIGHT AND SMALL.

  19. hey sexy says:

    i soooooooooo want 2 lick you all over <3 im a lesbein

  20. penpen says:

    She is hot but fake. Sara Jean playboy is hotter. I would still fuck her

  21. george bush says:

    I’m jacking off

  22. Yo Mama says:

    Good thing I’m a lesbian =)

  23. VagVaginaa says:

    Fuck she made me soo fuckin wet !!
    Hey wanna have some sex on cam
    My E-mail ::
    kandance__pussyLove@hotmail.com

  24. nick says:

    sexx sexx i lick her boobs and private fuck me i need a girl i wish i can have sex with her

  25. Anonymous says:

    her puss seems nice and tender for my lesbo lips

  26. MarkV says:

    Ha, ha this must be the most immature forum on the internet! Have any of you guys/little boys ever had sex other than with your hand?

  27. Anonymous says:

    ive fucked her before

  28. Dick Fitswell says:

    If the Lord had not meant for man to eat pussy , He would not
    have made it look like a taco.
    She has a beautiful taco !

  29. Nom says:

    nom nom nom

  30. Me Girl says:

    Ohhh man I am jacking off. Soooooo hot.

  31. Anonymous says:

    I want to fuck her so badly!!

  32. who the fuck would put their name? says:

    shes honestly not even that hot she looks like such a bitch

  33. Anonymous says:

    GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGG-I-TY! ALRIGHT!

  34. Austin0303 says:

    every single one of you morons make me laugh. this is sad….. you guys come on here and just make stories up and it is just hilarious……. but sad.

  35. Anonymous says:

    FAAAKE

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  38. jon travokta says:

    fuck you

  39. Anonymous says:

    well f u 2 asshole

  40. Anonymous says:

    fuck u both bitches fuck this i’m gona jack off

  41. Jack Hoff says:

    Mee to :D

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