Today's Evil Beet Gossip

“Dude, if you managed to get pregnant with a super absorbency tampon stuck inside you the whole time, you have to have it, I don’t care.”

OMG.

I ::heart:: Jezebel.

If you guys think I’m brutally honest about my personal life, well, I’ve got absolutely nothing on some of these writers at Jezebel.

This is pretty fucking hilarious (and disgusting) tampon story. I just had to link to it, mostly because I was like “I cannot believe she posted that on the Internet under her real name. Amazing.”

I actually have an even better tampon story. My girlfriends will happily attest to the fact that I have the absolute most hilarious, most disgusting tampon story in the history of the world. But I’m not telling it. :)

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