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OMG You Guys the New NKOTB Single is FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!

Ha ha ha.

I’m totally kidding.

It blows huge monkey cock.

It’s called “Summertime,” but it should have been called “We Never Should Have Attempted a Comeback. This Is Embarrassing. Baby.”

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  • Ugh! Donnie looks awful! They really should have put a bag over his head or “accidentally” cropped him out of this picture.

  • i have a horrible confession to make, guys.
    i sorta like it.

    call dr phil and get me some sort of intervention before it’s too late and i’m driving around in my car with NKOTB cranked and my windows down!!!

    oh god.

  • They have always sucked, even in 7th grade Metallica was way cooler than New Kids. BTW, they need to change their name, they are so far from being “new”. Dumb shits.

  • Old Folks on the Corner… damn it all the Hell! That was horrendous and obnoxious. At least you had speakers peterjohnson. I’m working with headphones. I’m going to steal an adjective from jojo and say they’re bodacious douchebags.

  • Are these dickwads AWARE that they are no longer 15???? “I think about you in the summertime and all the good times that we had, baby”…
    For real though??
    K, but Joey still looks hot.

  • i cant deal with song. i felt an epileptic seizure coming on but i was able to calm it with vodka. this “track.” if you want to call it that, sounds like arnie from “what’s eating gilbert grape” and severely bad ideas.

  • i know they basically paved the way for the backstreet boys…but as much as i feel ashamed to say it, bsb does it better.

    ugh. that’s almost like 2 wrongs.

  • Stunningly, they all look quite handsome in this pic. I haven’t listened to the song yet, but will now. Just had to say… they’ve aged delightfully!

  • I think all of you have no taste and are just haters!! A few of you are also blind….Joe is SOOOOOOOOOO Hot!

  • What a load of bullshit you people talk….Get a life!! You will be laughing on the other side of your face you pricks!!

  • I just finished listening to that young singer Nasri on MYSPACE and his music is so great. He is actually behind the NKOTB comeback. He wrote the song “ click click click ” and co-wrote “ summertime ” with Donnie. He also is working on some other songs with the group according to the NKOTB website. Here’s the link I found.

    http://nkotb.com/blog/2008/04/new-kids-on-the-block/#more-7

    My Favorite song is “NOT THE SAME” (myspace.com/nasriworld)

    Check his myspace and add him as a friend because he always replies back with a thank you. He’s really hot too!!

    GO NKOTB & NASRI

  • melissa i thin kshe meant to say that Danny looks awful, god! oh and my crush joey joe looks hot and i would still totally do him…….i wanted so badly to love the song, but i made it through 32 sec and i turned off my speakers. damn that was sorry as hell!

  • Why is everyone hating so much? Seriously do you guys have nothing better to do than critizise. Im a firm believer that if you have nothing nice to say dont say anything…. with that said… SUMMERTIME IS AMAZING!!! I can’t wait to see you all blaring it in your cars all summer long.

  • Granted i couldnt listen to the entire song, but i think it actually woulda been OKAY if they werent like 40 yrs old talking about “Summertime”…grow up please

  • I don’t understand why people are so stupid..if you don’t like a group then don’t talk about them.

    I’m a NKOTB fan and i don’t understand why you can’t respect the others choices.It really means that you a have a so little brain that you can’t open your mind and being a little bit smarter if it’s possible.

    If you don’t like someone don’t talk about him that’s all.

    NKOTB are the best yesssss!!!

  • The song is fun and it will be sucessful, so all of you lame people will be eating your words. Since when does it matter how old one is to perform music? I happen to enjoy many types of music, and I could care less what they call themselves. These guys have paid their dues and should recieve respect for being one of the first boy bands in the music industry. I say welcome back!!! Can’t wait to hear the rest of the new album!

  • I love it when old thing come back around again! Like toys…The Carebears…Strawberry Shortcake…Transformers, Ya know things we played with we can now see our kids enjoy also. I just don’t see how this same concept will work for an aged boy band turned man band. I went to see them at age 12 in 1989, loved every second! But they really never had any vocal talent, But they could dance and put on a show for tweens. I don’t see them have a fanbase other than adults at first due to their novelty factor. I wish them the best of luck, they need it in the pool of talent we have now days.

  • hmmmm….if it suck so bad, why is it #1 on VH1 top 20 and climbing ALL of the charts? I think it’s a great song for summer and upbeat.. and I’m sure the guys know they are not teenagers anymore. They are now five HOT grown men. But as for the most part the comments on here sound like they were made by a bunch of 15 year olds. Grow up F***tards!!

  • I think that Summertime has a novelty factor it was written for the fans to bring back the memories they had when they were younger. If you don’t like NKOTB then well that is your choice but to put a hater blog up about them? Come on do you have nothing better to do with your time than sit and hate?

    Summertime was #1 on VH1 for SEVERAL weeks and I have to say that they are doing an international SOLD OUT tour and it isn’t just older women who loved them back then. One of the concerts I was at held husbands, mothers with daughters, fathers with daughters, boyfriends etc…

    I am not ashamed to say that I have not only met Joe McIntyre, but Jordan and Jonathan Knight as well and they are a bunch of talented sweethearts. Joe remembered me from the 2 previous times we had met, Jordan remembered singing to my daughter 4 years prior and signed something for her.

    Put your hate on somewhere else, Hanson maybe? Or do you remember “Mm Bop”

    Summertime was just the tip of the ice burg thank you so much, “The Block” is versatile and it ROCKS.

    Time and energy well spent? I think not if all you can talk about is something you DON’T like…