It’s official!
Scarlett’s rep has confirmed the engagement, saying that “they’re both thrilled.”
Scarlett’s expected to debut her ring tonight, at the Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala in New York. We’ll have the pics as soon as they exist, of course.
Ryan was, you’ll recall, previously engaged to Alanis Morissette, who I certainly hope will be writing some sort of angsty ditty about this bullshit. I hope it’s called “I’ve Released Seven Goddamn Albums and Not a Single One of Them Has Contained a Fucking Tom Waits Cover, You Pretentious Little Bitch.”
You know what’s really weird? Even though they’ve been dating for a year, there are no pictures of the two of them together. I checked three photo services, and couldn’t find a single one. Strange indeed.
Ugh. She’s like a monotoned blow-up doll, and he’s just young, dumb, and full of come. They’re very well-suited for each other.
They’ll have pretty kids, and divorce in five years.
I want to have pretty kids with Ryan Reynolds. And divorce in five years.
The kids will be prettier than the Jolie-Pitts. *drool*
Ryan Reynolds is so NOT heterosexual. He will leave Scarlett at the altar.
It is 2008 for god’s sake. Why pretend to be straight?
Then again Scarlett’s magnificent chest could revive the dead.
Congratulations to the pair. Ryan Reynolds beat me to her affections fair and square.
Tom Waits will sing covers of Scarlett Johansson songs at their wedding.
aw, bring back alanis!!!!
There goes my Ryan Reynolds inspired dreams. I love ScarJo, even if she shouldn’t ever sing to the public, it’s endearing. And it makes me feel better that even if she has a Magnificent Bod, she still can’t sing. It’s like standing next to your friend who’s slightly uglier than you. Makes me feel better.
He gives me major butt-douche vibes. Probably cuz he’s gay.
her album sucks….girlfriend can’t sing.
Funniest post of the day. I’m glad I’m not the only one that can’t stand that twatface. Ryan, don’t forget to wrap things up. She is, after all, the village bicycle.
How did I not even know they were dating????
I found a few pictures of them on google. I just typed in “scarlett and ryan” and went to images. I thought that he and Alanis were a cuter couple. At least Alanis does her own music.
i didn’t know they were dating either raye.
weird.
>At least Alanis does her own music.
Oh you forget Alanis from her pop princess days? She is almost as fabricated as Avril Levine.
My wife went to school with her in Ottawa. She was a rich bitch who always had the diva complex.
He’s got the gay face.
I’VE SEEN TWO PICS OF THEM TOGETHER AT AN AIRPORT!!! haha i win :)
what is a gay face? really? you didn’t watch too much gay porn like the ones from Raging Stallion and so on, lol.
I don’t see Scarlette on that picture
How can it be true if they aren’t even together ??