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Sarah Silverman Doesn’t Plan to Marry Jimmy Kimmel Anytime Soon

“I’ll be honest, we have it good,” says Sarah of her five-year relationship with Jimmy Kimmel. But she doesn’t plan to tie the knot with him. “I don’t want the government involved in our love,” she says. “When my friends get married I think it’s romantic, I cry, whatever. But it’s not for me … Jimmy and I spend our mornings and nights together. We set our alarms an hour earlier in the morning just so we can lie in bed and listen to Howard Stern, and at night we’re watching Lost or 24.”

Aw, how cute.

Sarah was also recently named one of People’s 100 Most Beautiful People.

Man, it is such a slow news day.

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  • I wouldn’t say she’s beautiful… she’s funny as fuck though! And damn, Jimmie is lookin hella blazed in that pic! Get him some cheetos and a slurpee STAT!!!

  • She’s cute, not beautiful.
    I’m with daffylass- Sarah’s 37yrs aren’t really affecting her face, but the bewbs are decidedly migrating.

  • she is so pretty, and incredibly offensive funny…but i hate to see her with jimmy kimmel. plus her quote is disappointing.

    i want to hear that she was watching harvey birdman and eating pop tarts, then went grocery shopping with cloth bag and let some rowdy family cut in front of her in line so she could swipe a caramello bar. and then went home to cuddle with justin long. or something.

    *sigh* life is not as it should be sometimes.

  • i really enjoy how her eyebrows are like completely straight and his are extremely curvy.
    that’s about my favorite thing ever, actually.

  • What is up with People’s Beautiful list this year? First Rumer, now Sarah…how can these ladies be on the beautiful list? Sarah is interesting, smart, attractive. Rumer is…fugly, well-connected, invited lots of places. Neither is beautiful outside of their own family/friends network.

  • Wait wait wait. Rumer was on the 100 Most Beautiful People list? Please tell me I read that wrong. And, to be honest, I don’t think this Sarah chick belongs there either. She is not cute.

  • I don’t know if this pic shows it but I’ve seen Sarah look pretty bangin’ over the years. Rumer, ugh. That I can’t believe.

  • What’s up with the push-up bra comments?

    C’mon people of this young-er generation. What the hell?

    Have you all gotten so used to those plastic-style boob-job boobs that stand on their own that you can’t even recognize and admire the natural human body????

    I swear…., I look at my students these days and am just in awe, EVERY fricking thing about them is fake: those freaking plastic overly-white, square-tipped lee press-on nails, the unnaturally red or black or whatever-the-color-du-jour-is hair color, the straight-from-the-bottle-carrot-orange fake tan, the scary-clown-style face and eye make-up, the eyebrows that have been so plucked into submission they refuse to grow on their own anymore. AND speaking of hair removal: I don’t see them “down there” – thank GOD – but judging from their role-models: there’s not only NO BUSH down there, but most-likely the smoothest pre-pubescent hairless vadge-area that they all look like mini-Lolitas.

    What the hell?!?!?!?!? Give me a natural woman like Sarah any day!!!

  • “Have you all gotten so used to those plastic-style boob-job boobs that stand on their own that you can’t even recognize and admire the natural human body???? ”

    thank god someone on here is talking sense. The woman isn’t even wearing a normal bra! and good on her, I say. I don’t think there is anything wrong with that at all.

    And she is beautiful, in my opinion.