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She’s Still Got It!

Here’s 62-year-old Dolly Parton, looking fabulous and bringing down the house at a performance at Radio City Music Hall.

You’re so hot, Dolly.

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  • I fucking LOVE Dolly. Whenever I tell people that they think I’m being ironic and funny and its like no, how can you not understand how awesome she is? I want her to be my grandma.
    Wait. I just wrote that and realised my mum’s 63. I think I’m still 10 in my head.

  • I fucking hope I look that good at that age! I’m kinda drunk or would be more articulate. Damn ladie’s night! Ha

  • 1) rubyredrage, you are AWESOME

    2) i’m always concerned that dolly is going to tip over when i see pics of her like this

  • Her tits should be declared national monuments. Tour groups on sight-seeing buses could ride past them while taking photos.

  • Songwriter, musician (she’s actually a decent guitar player), singer, master performer, astute business person, friend of the LGBT community; Dolly is awesome. “Jolene” is high on the list of Best Songs Ever Written.

  • I took my (ex)MIL to one of Dollys concerts about 10 years ago. I didn’t want to go, but she really did and noone else would take her. It was actually one of the best concerts I have ever been to, she tells stories, she really involves you in everything, I was sorry to see it end.

  • She looks like one of those alien bee insects from the movie “The Mist” bit her and her face bloated up.

  • I hope she keeps going for a looooooooooooooong time. The woman’s a damn icon!

    And wouldn’t it be kinda cool if she decided to dye her hair black and cut it real short, almost like Brit-brit, and turn into a little old badass grandma-chick? Now that would be a concert worth going to.

  • i hope her breasts are filled with helium or at least she’s taking her anti-osteoporosis calcium supplements.

  • I read somewhere that dolly’s australian leg of her world tour has been postponed because of back issues. she wasn’t to shy to say it was because of her boobs.

    dolly is my hero. I can’t WAIT til she finally comes to australia. I make about $13000 a year and I am going to see her in concert, I don’t care if I have to sell my body to make rent that month.