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Mariah Already Married?

Latina magazine is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon tied the knot in an impulsive, private ceremony on some island somewhere yesterday.

If it’s true, congrats, you crazy kids!

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  • Does anyone notice her horrible spray tan job? Look at her hand! That happened to me once haha

  • I’m not a Mariah fan but I was impressed by her AI appearance. I don’t like her music but I forgot what an incredible voice she has. All the diva-ness kinda overshadows talent.

  • I read somewhere she doesn’t want to have kids
    the gossip site even added the reason why
    but I can’t believe it because it’s such a weird reason

  • I didn’t even know her broke up with that model chick?
    What’s the weird reason, Mamba?

  • The site is spanish
    a magazine called Que me dices
    and here goes the statement healthy eating
    Un hijo me haría sentir violada
    Mariah
    Carey
    this kind of means that a child would make her feel violated,I would not give it the meaning raped,because it’s also a possible meaning
    anyway, it’s weird enough for me

  • weird
    and i think the fingers are a combination of bad spray tan and also angle from which the shot is taken…

  • I love her half white hand haha, I’d have never noticed had hannnd not pointed it out.
    I have to say, I don’t find Mariah Carey in the least bit attractive. Am I the only one?

  • no Caz, you are not alone
    I don’t like the kind of exhibitionism she impersonates
    the aura she exudes
    it’s obvious she has a good body, a nice face
    mostly because of cosmetic surgery
    but overall she is too much of a plastic inflatable doll to me
    and she dioesn’t need to
    her voice is outstanding

  • Does this mean that Mariah is going to give up her cock teasing ways? What, no more braless sweater photos or micro-bikini romps on a beach with just her dog covering her bare tits? No more faux nude magazine covers with just a towel covering her goodies? I give this six months at most.

  • I cannot believe she married that little troll in an “implusive” ceremony. I hope it wasn’t so impulsive she didn’t get a prenup.

  • Nick Cannon seems to perpetually be 15 yrs old, and therefore in the “Eww, he can’t touch me category!” forever! Sorry, I’m a woman…boys don’t cut it. She seems way to mature for him, (I don’t intend this as a compliment, cuz I can’t stand her…), but he just seems to be too immature. I smell “PR for my album, and for his fledgling career…” in the air…

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