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I Need to Stop Being Sad That I’m Not Married

Clearly being married is not cool anymore.

Instead, I should focus on being sad that I’m not pregnant. All the cool kids are pregnant.

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio … and her baby bump.

Ale’s about four months along — she announced in March that she and boyfriend Jamie Mazur had done some accidental baby-making in January.

Congrats, lady!

Also: Leo and I are all set up in our new apartment, where the previous resident forgot to cancel the cable TV and there’s an unsecured wireless connection I can steal to my little heart’s content! And this complex is sooo dog-friendly … there are freakin’ dogs everywhere! In the elevators, in the lobby, in the garage, everywhere! I think you actually have to have a dog to live here. They’re having Pet Appreciation Day next week. They’re gonna have “cutest pet” competitions. The complex manager says Leo is a shoe-in.

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  • Oh I promise you, neither are as good as they sound. Combining personal space is not good and having a loose vagina sucks too

  • “I think you actually have to have a dog to live here”; for a second, i thought you said BE a dog. I would love to live in that complex, i absolutely love dogs! :D
    I bet Leo’s loving it. And he’ll sooooo win the cutest pet comp. So yeah, post pictures of that trophy Beet!

  • here we go again
    don’t be so upset about marriage
    most guys, even when they truly love you in their awkward way ;)
    they expect too much of you
    much more than you’ll care to give in the long run
    motherhood is the most wonderful thing
    albeit worrisome, it’s unconditional
    the only reason that makes me prefer being a woman than a man
    loose vagina?LOL c’mon!

  • Just a suggestion…be careful exposing Leo to other dogs until he has received ALL of his vaccinations including Parvo. Do not put him on the grass where other dogs are going to the bathroom…he could pick up the parvo virus and other diseases from both the grass and concrete if an infected dog was there. I don’t want you to go through the heartache again.