Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Drunk Mama!

Christina Aguilera requires a little, um, support from her husband, Jordan Bratman, as she leaves the launch party of the Crown Bar in Hollywood.

I’m sure she was just really, really tired.

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  • Her husband’s never looked better! At least he can match his bag to his clothes. Right on!

    I think she’s beyond taking advantage of Mr. NYC. She probably passed out on the way home. Majuhhhhhh.

  • Asta
    right now I can only remember the one about masturbation and pimples, growing hair on hands,going to hell,etc
    not much,I admit
    LOL
    but I send you a <3 too
    :)

  • Muffy: “Her husband’s never looked better”
    AHAHAHAHAHHAAHA i couldn’t agree more!

  • WOW even I dont get this drunk and I’m 19 Plus I don’t have 50 paparazzi following my every move or a BABY at home. She does look a hot mess though, I love everything she is wearing it goes together so well, I love matchy. I also like how she has tamed down her rodeo clown makeup routine but kept the red lips, just the right about of drama in the makeup. I agree with muffy, tis is a good look for the ratman but I think he should upgrade from a hat pulled down low to a paper bag… make that TWO paper bags. He must have a huge wang and a great personality to keep a sexy girl like Cristina interested because he seriously looks like a scruffy chimpanzee.

  • LOL @ “her rodeo clown makeup routine”! HA! Priceless!!!

    And, her hair IS turning green, all those damn chemicals to keep it blonde back-fired biatch!!!

    Her outfit is uber-trendy though. kudos!