Sigh.

Leo now has a Dogbook page on Facebook.

And since I didn’t bring my digital camera to Seattle, I bought a new one yesterday, so I can thoroughly document each day of Leo’s existence and post it on Dogbook for everyone to see. I plan to take a lot of video as well.

Seriously? You guys know no one you can set me up with?

Here’s Christine doing some promotional work for the movie version of Mamma Mia!, where she plays Tanya.

I looooove Christine Baranski. I fell in love with her when she was on Cybill, as Maryann. You know, Maryann really was the original Will & Grace Karen. Christine Baranski invented the wealthy, alcoholic, functionally insane best friend. And I love her for that. Come to think of it, Cybill was also where I developed my love for Alicia Witt, as Zoey. So how come I never fell in love with Cybill Shepherd? Strange.

Oh, and I have to share this: Now that I live in Seattle, I always check the weather forecast for the next day. In Scottsdale and LA, there’s no sense in checking the weather, because it’s always the same: warm, dry and boring. But in Seattle! Oh, in Seattle you never know what the next day will bring. It’s so exciting! As one friend put it, Seattle weather is a cock-tease. Like, it’ll be bright and sunny one day and then pouring rain the next four days. But I LOVE that! I was chatting with a girl at the MAC counter at Nordstroms yesterday (yes, I know where to find friends in a new city), and it turned out she was from the Phoenix area, too, and we were both talking about how we love that it rains all the time out here. I was like, “I don’t think that happens to anyone who wasn’t raised in Phoenix” and she was like, “Yeah, everyone else thinks I’m crazy.”

Anyway, here’s the weather forecast for tomorrow in Seattle:

My response? All alone, in my apartment, I’m like, “Yippeeeeeeeeee!!!!”

Well, the child custody evaluation report commissioned by an LA family court regarding Britney’s fitness as a mother has been completed, although no one’s willing to talk about what’s in it.

We’ll all find out soon enough, though. The next custody hearing will be May 6.

Will the new and improved Britney Spears show up to court?

Man, I sure hope so. I bet she will this time, you guys. I think she’s pulling it together, and she’s ready to get those kiddos back. You go get ‘em, Britster!

Here’s total hottie Patrick Dempsey and his wife, celebrity makeup artist Jillian Dempsey, at the NYC premiere of Made of Honor.

Um, is it just me, or does this chick look A LOT like Kate Walsh? Like, seriously, put a wig on this chick and Addison could work in Seattle AND LA! (Is Kate Walsh’s stupid spin-off still on the air? I never could get into it.)

More pics of Patrick and Jillian from this event are after the jump.

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Gwyneth Paltrow worked hard for those legs, dammit, and she’s gonna make damn sure everybody notices them.

Hell, I’d do the same thing.

I went to the gym for the first time in FOREVER today. Yeah, that’s right, I am getting my fucking life together. I even have a trainer! She’s a really cool chick. I love her because when she asked me if I smoked and I said yes she didn’t look at me like I’d just admitted to burning newborn babies in my backyard bonfire pit during my menstrual cycle. She was like, “Do you want to quit?” And I was basically like, “Well, in theory, yes, but, you know, socialism works in theory too.” But she was overall really cool about it, and so I fell in love with her. And she gave me a little form to fill out with this big ol’ table where I was supposed to list all the daily exercise I was doing. And I just wrote across it, in huge letters, “NOTHING” and she didn’t seem to hate me for that, either. She gave me this little diet plan and I went to Trader Joe’s and got everything on it — and Leo got little beef sticks that he digs, too — so maybe sometime soon I will have hot Gwyneth legs too. Then I will land me some skinny British musician and have children which I will name Grapefruit and Christ.

After the jump, more photos from this event, including Liv Tyler, Diana Ross, Joy Bryant, My Nemesis Leelee Sobieski, Famke Janssen, Robert Downey Jr., Helena Christensen and Michael Stipe.

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Unfortunately for Scott Weiland, he forgot to be a 5’0,” 80-pound blond mother-to-be while driving under the influence. For his second DUI in recent years, Scott was handed down a sentence of eight days in jail.

Nicole Richie, you’ll recall, served 82 minutes for a similar offense.

So we’ll wait and see how much time Scott actually spends in the slammer, but I’m betting it’s gonna be more than 82 minutes.

Life just ain’t fair, kids.