Here’s the always-stunning Catherine Zeta Jones on the set of her new film, Rebound. I think she and Michael Douglas decided, as a couple, that he was doing enough goddamn aging for the both of them, so she just stopped.

More pics of Catherine on the set after the jump.

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Cougar power!

The 38-year-old hottie and songstress is engaged to 27-year-old Nick Cannon, according to a source close to the couple.

Nick was engaged to Selita Ebanks for awhile, but that never actually happened, so this’ll be the first marriage for Nick if it happens. Mariah, of course, was married to Tommy Mottola for five years.

I just can’t hate on Mariah. I want to, I do, but I kind of love her. I’m obsessed with her new album, and I hope to be able to score 27-year-old hotties when I’m approaching 40.

Rumor is that someone is shopping a tape of Angelina Jolie snorting and smoking heroin. They’re asking $70K for the tape, which reportedly includes Angie saying “Wow, this is really good smack – not that cheap crap that’s been stepped on.” The tape was made in the ’90s, just before Angelina became a huge star.

I’m honestly not all that excited about this possibility. Like, Angie’s been straightforward and honest about her past drug use, so this won’t be particularly exciting or revelatory; it’ll just suck for her kids to see it when they get older.

I, for one, don’t care.

Jamie-Lynn Spears is powerless to hide her pregnant belly, pictured here with a friend in McComb, Mississippi.

Meanwhile, big sis Britney will hit up an LA courtroom on May 6 to try to regain some custody of her two sons.

Isn’t it every girl’s dream to have a rock star write a song about you?

Well, Paris Hilton has officially realized that dream.

Benji Madden has written a song about his girlfriend, Paris Hilton. It’s called “Shine Your Light [Into the Vast Cavern That Is My Vagina, Because I Think The Last Guy Left His Car Keys In There].” No, I’m kidding. It’s just called “Shine Your Light.” And I bet it really, really sucks.

Says Paris: “He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio. He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.”

Oh, Paris. I hate you so.

Here’s the video from the first (and hopefully last!) single off of Scarlett Johansson’s improbable album of Tom Waits covers.

It pretty much plays like a glorified episode of Making the Video. It’s actually rather boring and unimaginative coming from a girl who decided she was actually going to make an album of Tom Waits covers. I was fully prepared for her to, like, dissect a pig and wrap its innards around her waist and then skip nude through the Rockefeller Center while wearing a turban and eating French fries. This is pretty tame.