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Yup, Mariah Carey’s Engaged to Nick Cannon

Cougar power!

The 38-year-old hottie and songstress is engaged to 27-year-old Nick Cannon, according to a source close to the couple.

Nick was engaged to Selita Ebanks for awhile, but that never actually happened, so this’ll be the first marriage for Nick if it happens. Mariah, of course, was married to Tommy Mottola for five years.

I just can’t hate on Mariah. I want to, I do, but I kind of love her. I’m obsessed with her new album, and I hope to be able to score 27-year-old hotties when I’m approaching 40.

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  • Shut. Up. Mariah Carey is such a fucking diva. Like, it doesn’t get much more badass than that. She is going to have the hottest babies. The hottest genetically flawed babies, mind you, but the hottest none the less. Girl power!

  • Lucy — What exactly do you mean when you say her children will be genetically flawed?

    Oh yea and Mariah gets on my nerrrrrvessss!!! lol

  • Like Count said. How ’bout that? It’s really hard to imagine Mariah wearing a used engagement ring…

  • I hope that Mariah isn’t going to give up her back-up career as a world class male genitalia teaser. Her nipple slips, pokies, upskirts, cleavage, see-throughs. micro-bikinis and prancing around on secluded beaches topless except for a magazine or her dog covering her tits seem to run very close second to her singing ability.

  • ahhh i’m also curious what Lucy meant about ‘genetically flawed’ babies? if there is a rumor going around that they are related or something…if so i haven’t heard it. but i NEED to.

    also hilarious that she has a recycled ring.

  • I just can’t believe there’s not a butterfly anywhere on the ring. Maybe she had one engraved on the underside.

  • I can’t stand either of them. Mariah is gorgeous, I’ll give her that, but shes so poised and phony all the time. And acts like shes better than everyone. Not to mention her once beautiful voice has been traded in for cracking and screeches. If she actually acted human instead of some supreme being, and didn’t dress like such a skank, I’d be able to stomach her…but it’ll never happen. And Nick Cannon.. Dunno why I don’t like him. I just think he’s cheesy. But congrats to them! At least he’ll be able to still hang when she’s 60!

  • Cougar, I ain’t mad at YOU. Nick probably showed you his hairless chest, and thin biceps and you couldn’t stop yourself.