Paris Hilton and Benji Madden had lunch today at a restaurant in Beverly Hills called Prego.
Oh dear Lord.
Please let this be the first and last time I use “Paris Hilton” and “Prego” in the same sentence. Unless the headline is “BREAKING: Doctors Confirm Paris Hilton Is Infertile!”
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Ha ha ha.
Are Benji and Joel identical twins? It’s like they look basically the same, yet there’s a mysterious force acting in Benji that makes him appear a thousand times lamer, dumber and weaker than Joel. I can’t explain it. And I still can’t believe Paris is continuing this charade.
Pleeeeeeeeeeeease let her get preggers and drag the baby around annoying everyone until she is stopped by the child protection agency.. locked up and forced into rehab like britney.
Her womb is well poisoned with herpes and an alphabet of hepatitis at the very least. That doesn’t mean she can’t be a maternal parent (she’ll never be a “mom”), but at least we won’t have to see her knocked up and flaunting it.
Prego=”You’re welcome” in Italian. Paris Hilton=”spoiled, rich, rotten, and dumb” in any language or the ‘middle finger’ in universal sign language.
I dread to think what that child would look like, I really do.
Since Paris is soooooooo in love, maybe she should give Benji a chin. Nothing says love like a chin from your wealthy heiress girlfriend.
Man would you look at his fat face… or neck… or whatever… I just don’t like the look of this dude… Paris… call me?!
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