Apr 27, 2008 at 09:23 pm by Evil Beet

David Hasselhoff at Coachella with Black Eye, Pictures, PHotos

21 Responses to “David Hasselhoff Sure Does Know How to Have Fun in “Sobriety””

  1. Just Saying says:

    I blame the Germans.

  2. slouchy says:

    Ew. Moob sweat.

  3. Persistent Cat says:

    His face is sweat and his gross body is tanned.

  4. Persistent Cat says:

    Sorry, I meant to write, his face is white and his gross body is tanned.

  5. Arty says:

    That’s the singer/harpist from America’s Got Talent and her sister.

    From what I remember they don’t drink, smoke or do drugs.

    One’s a lawyer and the other is a nurse…not bad company if you
    can get it.

  6. Geoff L. says:

    The “two girls about his daughter’s age” are New York based singer Corina Brouder and her sister Cornelia. And they are slightly older.
    http://www.corinabrouder.net

  7. devilgirl says:

    I am just pissed that I wasn’t at Coachella.

  8. Ed says:

    Those are the hottest girls! The Hoff is sooooooooooooo lucky.

  9. PiratePete says:

    I love the sweaty man-boobs. Nice touch Hasselhoff!

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    too allyou assholes shut the fuck up about david hasselhoff and lisa jane drop dead

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