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Apr 25, 2008 at 05:27 pm by Evil Beet
In a year or so, we’ll all be playing games of Six Degrees of John Mayer’s Penis on road trips.
Seriously, this dude is just working his way through Hollywood.
Up now: John Mayer and newly single Jennifer Aniston, sharing an intimate lunch at Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink in Miami.
“I can’t speculate on what kind of meeting it was but they looked happy and seemed to have a great time,” says the manager. Apparently Jen ordered a salad, but ate some of John’s ham sandwich (and I mean that in a strictly literal sense, kids), and they split some manner of chocolate peanut butter dessert.
Cute.
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OH MY GO*!!!!!!!
DID MY CLITORIS JUST DIE AND GO TO HEAVEN????
Please, please, PLEEEEZZZZZZ let a sex video leak out of this!! OH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM!!!!
The only thing that could be better than a sex video of JA and JM would be JA + JM + Perez Hilton. JM is bi, you know :)
ew, i HATE john mayer. i don’t see how he keeps getting with all these girls!!
If what I’ve heard is true, he likes “water sports.” Ewwww.
for some reason i dont like them together
John is my idol for this move.
I, also, would love to see a sex tape of Jennifer getting her brains fucked out in at least a coupe of dozen different positions.
When John Mayer was macking on my sister and her friends at a club, he told them “I didn’t work this hard to NOT be a slut.”
He is precious and simpering. Plus his music makes me what to slap him.
John is a great actor in his real life as well :)
They could just be friends; my best mate is a lad and I always have some of what he’s having when we go out to eat and we usually split a pizza or whatever…
Maybe, he got lucky and Jen had a semen slurpy for dessert.
Good luck to them! you never know things could work out, Jen deserves all the happiness in the world.
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer sex Video: http://celeb-film.com