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Jennifer Aniston’s Latest Romance Over Before You Even Heard About It

Um, so I guess Jennifer Aniston had been dating a key grip she met while filming Traveling in Canada. But they’re broken up now.

What’s a key grip, you ask?

The simple answer is: A key grip is not Brad Pitt.

Anyway, E! got a hold of the poor guy, Brian Bouma, at his home in Vancouver, where he confirmed that, yes, he had been dating Jennifer Aniston, and “We are not seeing each other anymore.”

Inside sources say Brian had been quietly flying down to Miami to visit Jen on the set of her new film, Marley & Me. When E! asked Brian to confirm this, he just said “I don’t want to talk about it at all.”

Aw, poor guy. Either he’s totally broken-hearted or he’s being a really sweet ex-boyfriend by not spilling the beans about their relationship.

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  • I miss the days when Aniston was still considered one of the hottest women on the planet and Friends was still on. *Sigh*

  • Canadians tend to be classy that way. Except the whorish waitresses who break up relationships or spill to the papers about the one time they spoke to Prince Harry. But everyone else is tightlipped.

  • I feel sorry for Jen, it must be hard for her to get laid. I wonder if there’s a discreet male escort business in Hollywood.

    In fact, I’m opening a discreet male escort service in Hollywood. I’m so fucking clever I’m going to call it Holly’s Wood. I promise, I will never tell anyone. I will simply perform my duty and nail Jen and her friends for 5 grand a pop. I’m a very good conversationalist as well. You can fly me to Miami in fact.

  • I am proud to say that I never watched a complete episode of “Friends” and thought that Jennifer was quite annoying when she was on that show and her face was plastered over every magazine cover on the planet. It is only recently developed a desire to boink her brains out. It might have something to do with her seeming compulsion to wear tiny bikinis and thongs and show her ass crack almost on a weekly basis.

  • Awww. He sounds like a sweet guy, she should have stuck with him. But hey, who knows what goes on behind closed doors?

  • Oh, and do you remember when she was filming the Travelling, people were saying she was so lonely and alone in her hotel room? She was supposed to be reclisuve and had only books and television to keep her company?

    Well, there you are. She had company and no one knew about it.

  • What could be better from his point of view. Maybe, he got to fuck her brains out a few times and got a couple of blowjobs before it ended. At least, now, he doesn’t have to put up with her annoying personality.

  • any way all u dirty hoes including that bitch that took brads heart give him back thay make a cute cuple dont fuck that up wel she can do better and yes i am happy to say i have watched full showes of friends bet i am the only one that has seen them all cuz she is the shit and i think her and ross make a better couple than any on3