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I Want Ice Cream, Too

Here’s Victoria Beckham and her sons, Romeo and Cruz, getting some ice cream at The Grove.

Mmmm, ice cream sounds really yummy right now.

You guys wanna know what I ate today?

Okay, so I got up this morning and, before heading to work around 11 am, I ate half of a roast beef sandwich left over from last night. Then I got to work and was like, “Hm, I’m still hungry.” So I go down to the cafeteria thinking maybe I’ll have a nice apple or something. I leave with a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and an oversized peanut butter cookie. And then on my way back to my office I pass the office of a lady who always has this big bowl of chocolate candy on her desk. And I’ve never met her, but I decide to pop in and ask if I can have some of the chocolate. She says sure, so I take a Twix bar and a bag of M&Ms. I then get two Cherry Cokes from the free soda machine. Lastly, I return to my office, and consume all of these things in the space of like 10 minutes.

And now I want some ice cream.

I am so, so disgusting.

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