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Sandra Bullock Is Married?

Jesse James and Sandra Bullock, Pictures, Photos

I always forget about that. Probably because she doesn’t make her marriage a publicity stunt, which is also probably why she’s still married. She’s married to Jesse James, and the two were in a car accident in Massachussetts on Friday night when they were hit by a drunk driver. And I get to be funny about this because no one was injured.

“They were shaken up, needless to say,” said a police rep. “But they were fine – he was hugging her. Jess and Sandra were hugging. They said they were fine, they didn’t need medical attention. There were quite a few people snapping pictures of them.”

The driver was a 64-year-old woman who blew a .20 on the breathalyzer. That’s two-and-a-half times the legal limit. In a 64-year-old woman. Wow. Somebody get this old lady to rehab. I mean, when you’re pulled over shit-faced drunk at that age, it’s probably not because you accidentally had a few too many beers at the club with your friends. It’s because you were doing some hard-core, dedicated, unhealthy drinking. Do they have old-lady rehabs? Instead of giving out free coffee at their AA meetings, they could give out free crochet supplies and Ensure.

Call a cab, people! Even if you’re a senior citizen!!!

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  • Gosh, I know this is the Evil Beet but I think you were kind of harsh on the woman that hit them because of her age. People are still humans as they age and this lady obviously has a problem.

  • You go, you little old fart!
    I mean, drinking and driving is not cool, but to be so badass when you’r that old? Hell yeah. Why didn’t I have a grandma like that?

  • If this li’l ol’ lady has been drinking heavily for years, she’s probably more capable of driving with a .20 than most of today’s starletards when sober.

  • at least they were hugging together, that shows some love there, and its good because they were safe…, thats all that matters…..

  • Glad they are alright… I overheard about that old lady with her drink driving went to court and told to them about old lady was ‘guilty’ and had forgiven to them then they appreciate of her guilty.
    All of my friends who are worried about Sandra and keep her strong and stay with her family so there is no one hurt.

    Sandra and Jesse keep stay live.