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Jessica Is Soooo Jealous!

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Come on, we’ve always known that underneath that whole “we’re sisters and we love and support each other unconditionally act,” there’s always been some serious sibling rivalry between Jessica and Ashlee Simpson.

And now OK! magazine is confirming that Jessica is, of course, ridiculously jealous of Ashlee right now.

“Jessica Simpson has yearned for a baby for years. She’s told friends that she can’t wait to be a mom and has even joked that if she has to, she’ll resort to making her hairstylist pal Ken Paves the adoptive daddy,” says an inside source. “Jessica never imagined that her tomboy younger sister would have a baby first. It would be very hard for her not to be jealous.”

Awww, don’t be jealous, Jess! When Ashlee’s marriage falls flat on its ass after six months, she’ll have a fucking baby to take care of! At least when you walked away from your ill-considered marriage, all you had to deal with was the wrath of the tabloids. They’re a pain in the ass, but they don’t wake you up screaming in the middle of the night.

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  • She should totally have little Tony Romo, if for no other reason than he’d make a compelling bully for little Pete Wentz.

  • uhhh she has not yearned for a baby for years. anyone who watched newlyweds can attest to that.

    nick wanted the baby. jessica wanted the career.

  • I completely agree that she is a complete ditz. Her blondeness is beyond annoying to just down right agravating. I viewed her blog from black&white love community at b l a c k c e n t u r y . c o m where many other black people find fun there

  • If celebrities are so rich, how is it that none of them have heard of the pill?
    Like you’d think these women could at LEAST afford a condom.
    It’s like the want to get pregnant, but then when they do they’re like oh nOeS dramzz and have to get married.
    Dumb.

  • I don’t think either of them come close to being good mothers. But Jessica might make a better mom. But I favor Jessica of Ashlee. Every time I hear Ashlee “sing” I die a little bit on the inside.

  • The only person jealous here is you. To be honest, I really don’t like ashlee simpson what so ever. I was trying to find pictures of their wedding cause I thought their theme was lame, but instead I find you bashing her and pete wentz left and right.

    Ashlee simpson is not a musician and she’s famous for nothing but please notice how I said that. I didn’t say she’s some ugly little lieing pregnant bitch, I gave my opinion in a “this is how I feel manner” not in a “Hey im a bitch so let me write blogs about how I hate this couple I will never meet before because the truth is I would never have the guts to tell someone how I feel in person”.

    If you don’t like them, say you don’t fucking like them. Don’t go calling them liars and saying things like “Jess! When Ashlee’s marriage falls flat on its ass after six months, she’ll have a fucking baby to take care of! At least when you walked away from your ill-considered marriage”

    My guess is your some whiney 15 year old. Maybe her marriage will fail, chances are since they’re “famous” it will! But do you really need to say that? Do you really need to write such nasty words about someone you will never meet in an order to make yourself feel better about your own life?

    And for the record, I’m only twenty years old, but i’m pretty damn sure If I got pregnant I would deny it untill I finally felt it was time to share my joy with the world. And if they’re having a kid, its a responsibility, if there marriage were to end she wouldnt be left with a crying baby but a good memory because sadly many things come to an end whether you want them to or not.

    So really thats all I want to say. I’m not a fan but an empathetic person. You should try that on for size, maybe you wouldn’t be so bitter and miserable. I won’t ever back to this website but just please for your own sake, move on, write “I wish them the best” and grow up.