Apr 12, 2008 at 12:10 am by Evil Beet


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15 Responses to “Oh Vomit”

  1. FrozeRightHere says:
    April 12, 2008 at 5:14 am

    Wow, I found that Beet background very interesting. Heidi Montag, not so much. But Tales from the Beet…you should write a book. For real.

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  2. Donkey Punch says:
    April 12, 2008 at 5:38 am

    Heidi has a great body regardless what some bitter chicks post.

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  3. Bee Hind says:
    April 12, 2008 at 5:38 am

    She looks like a stupid Barbie doll.

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  4. mambaX says:
    April 12, 2008 at 5:50 am

    I love a word americans use in such events
    BIMBO!
    I just love it!
    especially because in my country a bimbo is a redneck in the US

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  5. Mom says:
    April 12, 2008 at 9:26 am

    well, trashy she may be but at least she is out there working and earing her own money rather than leeching of the state!

    Her body is great – better if it wasn’t full of plastic but still….

    she looks sad though – i mean in the eyes :’( cheer up heidi! ditch spencer and move on up

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  6. Mom says:
    April 12, 2008 at 11:34 am

    ur so fuckin funny i love u

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  7. DrBamlah says:
    April 12, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    I do declare.. my starving, sucked out, inhanced body is pretty much perfect now so let us celebrate ME! Iz that her outie belly button hanging over the waistband..? So Chic! >_<

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  8. Mary E says:
    April 12, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    I saw pictures of her clothing line already.
    They’re pretty much what you’d expect.
    They aren’t even flattering on the models.
    Nothing says class like Zebra print and daisy dukes.

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  9. Evil Beet says:
    April 12, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    @ FrozeRightHere:

    I probably should write a book. A former student of my old school, a girl named Stacey Richter, published a collection of short stories called “My Date with Satan.” One of the stories is called “The Beauty Treatment,” and it’s about her experiences at that school. You can read it here:

    http://www.mississippireview.com/1997/richter.html

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  10. Jockin4'Beet says:
    April 12, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    Humunna humunna humunna!!!
    I love sluts!!!

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  11. FrozeRightHere says:
    April 12, 2008 at 9:07 pm

    Wow. If that’s the kind of fodder you have in your head then definitely write a book. You have such a wonderful way with words – funny, observant, engaging. Mix that up with the dark underbelly of the highbrow private school world & I’ll bet it’d make for great reading. And then there’s your later teens, early twenties, oh my!

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  12. Isabella Gucci says:
    April 14, 2008 at 7:37 am

    Why does she keep trying? No body likes her.

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  13. Priscilla says:
    April 15, 2008 at 11:05 am

    hores, if no1 likes her why is her ass all over the mags and blogs and shit?!? she is pretty with a great body….don’t hate ya’ll!

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  14. Nancy says:
    April 16, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    You wish you were in shape like heidi, you fat ass

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  15. Chupacabra says:
    April 23, 2008 at 11:47 am

    If she were a prostitute, I’d pay her just to listen to me talk about things. That’s what prostitutes do… they listen, people. They listen…

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