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Jessica Alba BumpWatch Continues

Jessica Alba Baby Bump, Pictures, Photos

She’s getting huuuuuuuuuuge!!!

Here’s Jess picking up some take-out food in Hollywood, and talking on her cell phone, per usual.

I don’t know why I’m so obsessed with the Jessica Alba pregnancy. I don’t even find Jessica Alba particularly interesting, but for some reason I’m just glued to watching her baby bump grow. I am so, so weird.

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  • Hey, 1st person, what the hell are you doing? ARe you REALLY trying to adopt my ideas so that the entries sound more like me?Yeah, I think young girls who get knocked up against their will are dumb, but I didn’t write that and youre just takin’ my freakin’ identity. Stop it, man, whoever you are. You’re literally messing up my head. Just stop man.

  • I am thoroughly enjoying watching her baby bump grow also. I think it’s because everyone was/is so obsessed w/ her for some strange reason that I never got & I love watching her get huuuuuuuuuuuuuge cuz it’s too funny.

    ALSO I think it’s funny how whenever she talks about being pregnant she’s ‘soooo happy & excited’ & then you see her out & she looks like her usual pissy self. hahaha ;)

  • pregnant and unglamorous
    that’s what I see here
    almost everytime she’s caught
    and I ask myself why
    because it’s one of the best states of mind I can remember
    especially when one’s belly is big
    the baby moves all the time
    and it’s exhilarating

  • She just doesn’t look happy…it was like “f**k, I’m pregnant, if I have an abortion, it might leak to the press…ok I suppose I’ll keep the spawn”. She really is the unhappiest, pissiest, most evil looking mom-to be I’ve seen

  • i told my dad who thinks she is hot (he’s 36 and i’m 17) that she was going to have a baby and he was like that would be like a golf ball in a straw.