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Mischa Barton’s Going to Plead No Contest to DUI

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Damn, you know what would really cheer me up?

Another celebrity DUI.

It’s been awhile since we’ve had a good one, don’t you think?

And it looks like Mischa Barton’s going to weasel her way out of jail time by cutting a deal, as inside sources say she’ll plead no contest to her December 27 DUI charge. She’ll have three years probation and have to take those worthless alcohol education classes, none of which will do anything to cheer me up. I want her in jail, dammit!!! If we can’t put her in jail for drunk driving, can we at least imprison her on charges of attempting to resurrect fashion trends of the ’80s? That’s equally dangerous!

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  • Love her smile and her confidence. She always has a positive attitude and that is what makes her outstanding. Everytime I signed in the site ***b l a c k c e n t u r y.com*** and some men were talking about her and said she is attractive.

  • i like mischa she is so pretty, and this is actually an okay outfit, surprisingly, so she got out of a dui, shit if i could do it i would too, don’t hate.