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Why I Didn’t Run the “Naughty” Sarah Larson Photos

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Because, as much as I hate the girl, she’s not doing anything wrong in them. She’s not even naked for chrissake. She’s behaving like a run-of-the-mill twenty-something goofing around with her friends. There are 20,000 photos out there of me doing the same shit. In fact, there are plenty of photos of me out there doing worse shit. Just track down my Facebook page. Or MySpace. And it’s not something I’m embarrassed about or I hide because, ya know, I’m not doing anything wrong. I’m behaving like a single, childless twenty-something who hits the clubs or the beach and gets crazy with her girlfriends, because, like, it’s fun and normal and healthy to do that. I dunno, I guess I thought the story was kind of boring. I’m waiting for that little whore to cheat on George with, like, John Mayer. Those are the photos I’m waiting for.

But if you care, the whole set is here.

14 CommentsLeave a comment

  • nah
    I don’t have this kind of pics about myself
    did I miss something important in life?
    probably not
    but….who cares?
    the other woman made almost 50 million out of the old Beatle
    this one can too

  • Give me your MySpace or facebook…I’ve got to see those! ;) And Sarah Larson is a dumbass, I think she looks like a pretty big skeeza in these pics!

  • you are totally right! There are so many 19-24 year old people out there with the same kind of pictures. And so fucking what? At least she doesnt look like a total cow in those pictures. If I had her body, trust me, my pictures would be the same, if not worse. I hate her because I’m so jealous of her. I gotta become a waitress so I can land Matt Damon or George Clooney… or an actor that is equally hot.

  • I would actually complement her on wearing spandex shorts under her dress, thats pretty classy!

  • yesss give up the myspace, post ur pics then, if u wouldnt mind and its all normal and good

  • See, you’re not realing getting it. This whole Girls Gone Wild era has led women to think slutting it up is fun and healthy and just girls being girls. It’s really a crappy way to try to feel good about yourself and doesn’t help you get any respect from guys, or other women, for that matter. And, the reason you made this post, is to try to get hits, so you are exploiting the whole thing.

  • mercedes aka SurferDude Says:

    April 5th, 2008 at 11:27 am
    he’s bald, Sarah, He’s Bald! Raise the bar, honey.

    *the internet is filled with scumbags*

    everyone here thinks everyone elses shit stinks worse, if I were as shallow as all of you, i’d kill myself.