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It’s been awhile since we’ve had photos of Lindsay out shopping, but she’s back at it, hitting up Diavolina on Robertson.

And she’s wearing leggings again. And she’s blonder.

My favorite part of this photo? The guy standing by the door, holding Windex. Like, “Shit, this place is gonna need a thorough cleaning the fucking minute Lindsay Lohan leaves. Does anyone have a rubber bodysuit I could borrow?”

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  • Argh, she’s not hot. è_é

    Why is she considered sexy? Grrrr. I’m a bespectacled 24 year old nerd who sits at her computer and frankly I would plow myself 50 times before I would even take a look at Lindsay (if I were a guy, I mean). Uhh.

    My point is there’s no way this is an attractive female. She looks older than I am, her hair is awful, her skin is repulsive, and her facial features are totally subpar. è_é She’s not hot, grrrrr!!

  • Ewww, at first glance I thought it was Dina. Lindsay’s getting that “rode hard, put away wet” look again.

  • @ Horse Marine: Jealous? I think she can def. be hot when she wants to.
    However, the whole ‘Im a stripper AAhhh blue gloves piano man!’ (I know who killed me) thing was not hot. I guess thats because i still think of her as the cute little redhead from the parent trap.

    Stay classy.

  • I’m definitely not jealous of her looks, although I would like the opportunity to come down to my basement and dive into a pile of cash instead of bellyflopping on the cement floor like I do now.

    This chick is average at best and I’m being generous. I honestly look better than her. Perhaps makeup and airbrushing make her look decent occasionally, but that would be the case for any girl.

  • I dye my hair every couple of months or so to get the beautiful red hair that Lindsay was born with! It makes me crazy that she gravitates to the way-too-blonde look which is the least attractive color on her.

    She would be stunning with her own natural red hair. Not to mention the fact that she’s out shopping when she supposedly has no money.

    I feel bad for Lindsay and want to shake her at the same time.

  • she really does look older in this picture..im really surprised that she doesnt want to be on her mom’s show…oh well it was prob all done so her little sister could “be famous”…i hate when all people think about is being famous

  • She seriously looks like her mother in this picture–and not in a flattering way. Poor thing.

  • Lindsay Lohan’s expression (when she isn’t smiling for a camera shot) seems to mirror my old dotty aunt.

    I mean, she seems like everything is going ok-ish, but you can tell that the lights really aren’t on in there.

    Paris does the exact same thing.

    It’s weird. I mean, they’re ghost people. Like a ghost ship. They’re just drifting along without a crew.

    I’d love to ask them some cool random questions like…

    “Ms. Lohan, can cold poodles sit beside yellow noodles in a golden ashtray on the Dalai Lama?”

    or

    “Ms. Lohan, on the subject of gregarious gorgonzola, is there anything we can do to save chattering children from ostentatious ossification?”

    (or I guess in this case assiduous alliteration.)

    just to see what they’d say. I have a feeling it would illicit a mindless giggle and that same look.

    Creepy.

  • Horse Marine: I respect that YOU don’t find her attractive, and I certainly don’t desire to be with someone who’s been going through the issues/events that she has been (basically brought onto herself, but anyway….). However, I am a guy, and I do find her attractive.
    To say that you’re jealous because you made the comments/have the beliefs/opinions that you do is just silly. I’ve always thought that was so immature to say: “You’re just jealous!!!”. You see it all over the place at IMDB, but I digress.

    My point is, we each have different things that excite us in the whole attraction department. I certainly do find others MORE attractive (perhaps you, were I to meet you- since you claim you look better. :c) Heh), but I do not consider her to have subpar facial features. For you, maybe, but not all. Just ~my~ opinion. ;c)
    Eddy ~~~

  • i don’t understand why she bleaches her hair so much, it looks cheap and nasty, it also looks like she did it herself with a home kit where as i imagine it cost hundreds. She’s a waste atm. she needs a reality check and to be grateful for all she has and rememeber how hard she must have worked in the beginning to get it. Urgh Leggings Lohan, surely it was time she was overshadowed by someone better.