Apr 04, 2008 at 01:07 am by Evil Beet

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Bobby Brown is one big huge giant turd.

The huge loser has written a tell-all about his relationship with Whitney Houston. In it, he basically blames Whitney for his drug problem.

“I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice,” he says. “At one point in my life, I used drugs uncontrollably. I was using everything I could get my hands on, from cocaine to heroin, weed and cooked cocaine.”

Heh. “Cooked cocaine.” Uh, dude, in most circles we call that “crack.” I have known many drug addicts and recovering drug addicts in my life, and I have never in my life heard any of them say that they smoked “cooked cocaine.” That’s fucking hilarious.

Brown claims his marriage “was doomed from the very beginning. Within the first year we separated, with several more to follow. I think we got married for all the wrong reasons. Now, I realize Whitney had a different agenda than I did when we got married . . . I believe her agenda was to clean up her image, while mine was to be loved and have children.”

And in response to allegations that he cheated on Whitney with Karrine “Superhead” Steffans: “Yes, I’ve slept with her. Yes, I’ve spent several nights at her house. But she was only good for what her nickname stood for.”

Oh my God!

What a fucking asshole. Like, dude, okay, you’re writing a book to talk shit about the ex-wife you hate. But do you really have to call some random chick you repeatedly spent the night with a valueless piece of trash? Soooo classy, buddy.

Whitney’s rep released the following statement in response:

“Miss Houston is sad that Bobby feels he need to say such things but she choses to take the high road and will not speak badly about the father of her child even if it’s to set the record straight.”

Geez, Bobby, I hope you make a shitload of money on this book. Because it cost you what little dignity you had left.

29 Responses to “Bobby Brown Is a Piece of Shit”

  1. Goodpotato says:

    Funny thing is he was always a shitty moneygrubbing dirtbag.
    @Beet: LMAO Great pic.

    • RIGHTEOUS says:

      YOU ARE SO RIGHT, HE IS A SHITTY MONEYGRUBBING DIRTBAG! ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS TREAT WHITNEY RIGHT AND BE HONEST WITH HER AND THE DIRTY BASTARD WOULD BE RICH RIGHT NOW!! BUT HE GOT SO MUCH DAM DIRT ON HIS ASS HE CAN’T SEE THE FOREST FOR THE TREES! BOBBY BROWN WAS GOING OUT THEIR MESSING WITH ALL THESE OLD DIRT BAGS, AND THEY WAS LOOKING FOR MONEY AND GOT A HOLD ON TO A BROKE ASS BOMB AND NOW THEY ARE SITTING BACK LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LOOKING LIKE FOOLS! I HOPE BOBBI KRIS DON’T LET THEM GET A HOLD ON TO HER MONEY THAT HER MOTHER LEFT HER, BECAUSE THAT WOULD REALLY BE BAD THEN, HE WILL KILL HER NEXT!!

  2. d says:

    Bobby Brown had dignity? Naaaah.

    • RIGHTEOUS says:

      BOBBY BROWN IS JUST MAD BECAUSE HE DIDN’T GET TO GET WHITNEY’S MONEY FOR HIS POOR AS FAMILY! WHITNEY HAD TO BURY HIS MOTHER, BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T HAVE NO MONEY! THEY THOUGHT THAT THEY WAS GOING TO EAT OFF OF WHITNEY, THEY DIDN’T GET A CHANCE TO DO THAT. BOBBY IS THE ONE TO SET WHITNEY UP TO GET HER KILL WITH HIS MONKEY ASS! HIS MOTHER LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MONKEY TOO, WITH THEIR POOR ASS!! WHITNEY WAS LIKE HEAVEN TO THEIR POOR ASS!!!!!!!

    • RIGHTEOUS says:

      BOBBY BROWN IS A PIECE OF SHIT! TAKING UP SPACE THAT SOMEBODY ELSE COULD BE IN!!!!

  3. mambaX says:

    worm!
    (excuse me worms if I insulted you)

  4. Yum says:

    He thinks he made “cooked cocaine” sound as harmless as oatmeal.

  5. Mercedes aka 100Grand says:

    At least it’s probably easy for him to floss

  6. iiirene says:

    wow what a worthless peice of crap…Whitney is deff the better person in this situation..well she was the whole time hes just a dumb ass loser who prob wants more money then he has right now and decides ” oh i have a story to write about, which will make alot of money”….all men are the same!.. atleast some of them

    • RIGHTEOUS says:

      YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!THIS BASTARD BOBBY BROWN BETTER LOOK OUT BECAUSE SOMEBODY CAN KILL HIS ASS JUST LIKE HE HAD WHITNEY KILLED!!!!! WITH HIS MONKEY UGLY ASS JUST LIKE HIS UGLY AS POOR ASS MOMA!!!

  7. Jinxy McDeath says:

    I’m sorry didn’t Karine, Supahead, take Bobbie Brown in when he was homeless living in his car trying to hide from a bench warrant for unpaid child support? Wow, I can only hope that there is not one person on this planet stupid enough to buy that assholes book. I suggest every blogger print the good parts the first week out. A press copy leaked online would fix his ass but good. What a lout.

  8. Edward says:

    Thanks, iiirene, for not tarring us ALL with the same brush! But yeah, a good many of them are…. not so good.
    Eddy ~~~

  9. Lep Lover says:

    Bobby Brown is NOT a piece of shit! He is a hardworking, loyal, goodlooking…ok, ok, heh heh heh. You got me. *snicker*

    He’s a flaming paper bag of Great Dane Turds. I’d rather suck Dick Cheney’s withered old cum stained cock than buy his book.

  10. joan says:

    come on, what man really thinks super head is valueless. he was complimenting her.

  11. Karilyn says:

    man, you suck. i would rather get fucked by an old man than buying your lousy book.

    • RIGHTEOUS says:

      I WOULDN’T BUY HIS BOOK EITHER BECAUSE I HEARD THAT HE RAPED HIS MOTHER AND TOOK HER PURSE

    • RIGHTEOUS says:

      YOU ARE SO RIGHT! DON’T GIVE BOBBY BROWN YOUR MONEY TO GIVE TO THOSE DIRT BAG WOMEN THAT HE GO WITH!!! HE COULDN’T GET WHITNEY (NIPPY’S) MONEY, NOW HE IS TRYING TO SELL A LYING BOOK TO MAKE A LIVING!!!!

  12. Dilly G. says:

    Bobby Brown is an R&B/Hip-Hop crossover legend. And, he’s a man. Ladies, don’t get so emotional with your wrath every time a man cheats or talks trash about you…you see, you love us bad boys…your thighs stiffen and you wet yourself when a rude boi comes upon the scene.

    My point: don’t be a hypocrite. It was the bad boy that attracted Whit to Bobby and it was the bad boy that messed her up…surprise? not at all..I mess up chicks all the time…

    Peace,

    d.

  13. Anonymous says:

    still a piece of shit

  14. RIGHTEOUS says:

    I HEARD THAT BOBBY BROWN WENT WITH HIS MOTHER!! SAYS HE RAPE HER AND TOOK HER PURSE!!!!!

    • CranAppleSnapple says:

      No, he only raped the purse, relax.

      • RIGHTEOUS says:

        cranapplesnapple, you are so right, because when he got the purse his mother didn’t have shit in it anyway, that is why he is mad because he was left without anything!!!! that bomb!!! go you are so smart, “help me to think”.

  15. RIGHTEOUS says:

    KRISTINA HOUSTON IS MORE BETTER THAN BOBBI BROWN BECAUSE HE IS A DISGRACE TO THAT POOR CHILD!!! GO GIRL PLEASE CHANGE YOUR NAME!!!!

  16. RIGHTEOUS says:

    KEEP A CLOSE EYES ON KRISTINA HOUSTON BECAUSE THAT MAN SHE IS WITH HE JUST WANTS HER MONEY!!!!!!

  17. RIGHTEOUS says:

    BOBBY BROWN WAS A ACCIDENTAL PIECE OF SPERM, SPERM THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN WASTED THE WAY DOGS AND CATS MAKE BABIES! THEY HAVE THEM AND THEY LEAVE THEM, JUST THE WAY BOBBY BROWN, UGLY ASS MOTHER DID HIM! SHE WANTED FOR HIM TO BE WITH WITHNEY HOUSTON SO THAT WHITNEY WOULD TAKE CARE OF THOSE DOGS LOOKING BROWNS!!!! THEY ALL LOOK LIKE SPILLED SPERM, FROM ANOTHER PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW BAD?????

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