The Sun is reporting that the 007 hottie is engaged to his girlfriend, Satsuki Mitchell, a film producer.

Daniel’s currently filming the new James Bond flick, Quantum of Solace.

Seriously? Like, I know all those words, but juxtaposed in that order they are meaningless to me. Quantum? Of Solace? What???

Anyway. Satsuki’s apparently rocking a large diamond solitaire with a platinum setting from Cartier.

If it’s true, congrats.

Jesus, the production value on the trailer alone is horrific.

Although it does seem like Willa Ford has her Anna impression down pat.

This is really, really sad.

Patrick Swayze was diagnosed a month ago with terminal pancreatic cancer, and the 55-year-old actor may only have weeks to live.

The average life expectancy is six to nine months, with only 4 percent of patients living more than five years.

God bless, dude.

Here’s Ivanka Trump, hosting some sort of golf thing for women in NYC.

I love how, most of the time, she’s holding the golf club as though she might break into song and dance with it, like Gene Kelly with an umbrella. Oh, if only the skies could open up and rain golf balls on her head.

This girl doesn’t know a thing about golf. Looking great in heels, though? She’s got that part down.

I’m so into this girl. There’s just something about her. She interesting and cool-looking and the camera loves her and she hates the camera and it’s all just so damn beautiful to watch. She’s everything that Rumer tries so hard to be — she just does it effortlessly. Oh, Tallulah, I can’t wait until you grow up and hit the party scene and there can be pictures of you every day and I can just wallow in your wonderfulness.

Here’s Tallulah with mom Demi Moore leaving a private party in Hollywood. She hid her face from the paps in every picture in this set except for this one, where she looks just thrilled to be photographed.

Sweet Tallulah, be mine forever!

Update: Yeah, this is Scout, not Tallulah. Never trust the paparazzi. What’s really sad, though, is that she’s still way more interesting on camera than Rumer, who seems to be the only one of the Willis-ettes who actually wants to be famous.

This was, hands-down, my favorite movie as a child. I was obsessed with it. Do you guys know the movie I’m talking about? With the super-powered kids and the bad guys trying to exploit them? And they had a really cool ice cream parlor? And a puppet theater? Remember, guys???

The film — released originally in 1975 — is being remade by Disney and titled Race to Witch Mountain.

They’ve cast The Rock in the good guy role, and some Irish guy named Ciaran Hinds as the bad guy. As for Tia and Tony, they’re being played by AnnaSophia Robb and Alexander Ludwig.

They better do this movie justice!