Hilary Duff is all smiles as she glides around SoHo with her new beau, New York Islanders star Mike Comrie.

Dude, Hils, this guy is SO MUCH hotter than Joel Madden. And, as an extra plus, he doesn’t have a brother running around town pretending to date Paris Hilton. Bigtime upgrade, girlfriend.

Star magazine reports that AmIdol’s first season rocker, Nikki McKibbin, was hospitalized in a psych ward in February after a suicide attempt. After limited musical success and the death of her mother in August, it sounds like things were just feeling impossible for Nikki.

Nikki called a friend and told her that she was feeling depressed and wanted to kill herself. The report states that Nikki said, “I want to live with my mom in heaven” and took migraine medication to “dull the pain.”

Tipped off by Nikki’s friend, police arrived to find the former Idol hopeful half-dressed with a number of white pills in her hand. After a violent confrontation — during which she reportedly tried to kick out the windows of the cop car — she was taken to the John Peter Smith Hospital and placed under psychiatric observation for the required 72 hours before being released.

Aw, sweetie, if it’s any consolation, I love love LOVED you on AmIdol. I voted for you every week. Yeah, it’s true, and I’m admitting it here, in a very public forum, just in case it’ll go any way toward making you feel better. I fucking voted for American Idol, and I voted for you, Nikki! I hope you feel better way soon.

The hottie model and TV host gave birth to her fourth child on Wednesday. It’s her second with hubby David Charvet. The baby’s name hasn’t been released yet, and everyone’s doing well.

Congrats, Brooke!

Look who’s behind the DJ booth now.

Just look.

Oh no.

It’s happening all over again, you guys.

Yup, it’s true: Lisa Marie Presley, at the age of 40, is knocked up.

Lisa had eldest daughter Riley when she was just 22 — Riley’s 18 now, and has had a successful career as a model and as Ryan Cabrera’s girlfriend. Lisa’s also got a son, Benjamin, who’s 15. Both those kids came from a previous marriage to Danny Keough.

This time around, the baby daddy is Michael Jackson.

Naw, I’m kidding, you know those two never had sex. On account of her vagina.

The father is Lisa’s current hubby, music producer Michael Lockwood. He’s the guy in the picture above. He’s supposedly 46, but he looks about 17. He looks like that douchebag who wears the top hat to prom. He looks like he’s going to prom.

Anyway, Lisa’s also supposedly got an album coming out in 2008.

Congrats to the happy couple!

Paris Hilton’s kid brother was formally charged on Thursday with DUI and being an unlicensed driver.

Four misdemeanor counts were filed in total, which include driving while having a .08 percent or higher blood-alcohol level, and unlawful use of a license (he had a fake I.D., sheriffs confirmed).

Hilton’s arraignment is set for April 14. He faces a maximum penalty of six months in jail for each count.

Oh, please, please, please let this kid do two years in the slammer. I know it’ll never happen, but I can hope, right?