T-shirt over a hoodie?

With pinstripe dress pants and belt?

And he hasn’t shaved in three days?

Here’s the saddest part: I’d still fuck him in a heartbeat.

Let’s be honest: I’d gang-bang the whole cast of Entourage. Including Emmanuelle Chriqui. Especially Emmanuelle Chriqui.

After being hospitalized for “exhaustion” last month, Justin Chambers shows up at a benefit in LA on Sunday looking tired as all hell.

He always looks like this on the red carpet. Always.

I know he has like 18 kids and stuff, but I’m telling you guys: this kid’s got a drug problem.

He’s pictured here with his wife, Keisha Chambers.

New Idea magazine, an Australian publication, has issued an apology for running a story disclosing Prince Harry’s military whereabouts. It says it was unaware that the British MoD had an agreement with major news outlets not to reveal that Harry was in Afghanistan.

“We do acknowledge that our actions in publishing the story can be reasonably viewed as insensitive and irresponsible,” the magazine says. They call the story a “serious lapse of judgment.”

We’re still waiting on an apology from Matt Drudge …

She’s put on some weight. And what’s with the horrific top? I mean, unless you’re a circus performer, there’s no reason to wear that thing other than to hide a pregnancy.

Normally I’m a fan of Mena’s style, but this is just inexplicably awful.

She’s gotta be preggers. She’s not married, but she’s in a serious relationship with Simone Sestito. And we all know that unwed mothers are the new black this year.

Here’s Mena at an event in LA for the Starlight Starbright Children’s Foundation.

What the fuck?

Is she a POW?

I see those shoes everywhere these days, and it makes me want to scream. I remember seeing them on the runways a few months ago and thinking “Oh, Lord, please don’t let those awful things catch on.” But my prayers went unanswered.

They look like torture devices.

At SXSW in Austin.

Some dude who’s known Sarah Larson since fifth grade posted an extensive blog on his “friendship” with her.

It’s a pretty dull read — it seems like she was kind of a pain in the ass, but mostly just grew up behaving like any chick from suburban Washington.

But in case anyone cares, it’s here.