It just wants Bush out.

Here’s George W. Bush throwing out the opening pitch at a Nationals game. He’s booed throughout the entire thing. The whole damn stadium. Booing.

The commentators mention what a good pitch he threw, and how he, unlike most other Presidents doing the same, actually stood on the pitcher’s mound.

That’s really great, Mr. Bush.

It’s just that whole war in Iraq thing …

Here’s 10 minutes of your life you’re never going to get back. It’s Paris Hilton judging the Miss Turkey pageant.

Around 5:30 she attempts to belly dance. It’s one of the more awkward things I’ve come across this year. It’s like even Paris is like, “Dude, I am in no way qualified to do this. Please. Make it stop.” I mean, I don’t know much about the art of belly dancing, but I’m pretty sure this is a huge affront to it.

Like if America’s Next Top Model traveled to Turkey and they taught the girls to belly dance, and one of the girls did this shit on stage, the end result would undoubtedly be a lengthy lecture by the local expert on how she’s essentially urinated all over the Turkish culture and, were she not here with a CW production crew, would now do jail time.

Us magazine is saying that reports of a Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie wedding on Saturday are “complete and total bulls–t.”

“Bottom line,” says a source, “they’re not even in New Orleans.”

Hmmmm.

What do you guys think? Did they tie the knot or not?

A very pregnant Cate Blanchett shows off her curves at the Sydney premiere of The Year of Magical Thinking.

I read this book, by Joan Didion, at a difficult time in my life, and I just adored it. I saw this photo and I was like “My God! I had no idea they were making it into a movie!”

But it’s actually a play.

I am such a twenty-something.

Anyway, I love that Cate’s just rocking the preggers look.

Everyone, meet Charlie.

Charlie, meet everyone.

Charlie is my new baby Shih-Tzu!!! He’s 8 weeks old and I just adopted him today, which is why I was a little late picking up on the Brangie wedding news. Some things are even more important than a Brangelina marriage. Hard to believe, but true. :)

He’s the absolute sweetest, cutest puppy on the planet!!! He’s smaller than all my cats and he likes playing with all their toys more than they do. Now I just have to train him to use their litter box and all will be well. My cats just kind of stare at him like, “What is that thing?” My boy cat is probably five times larger than Charlie (my boy cat is very fat) but he’s scared to death of him. I’m going to buy an obnoxious, huge Louis Vuitton dog carrier and take him everywhere with me. Yay!

Charlie just found a pair of my pink underwear on the floor and has been rubbing his face in them for the better part of five minutes, so he’s pretty much no different from any of the other men I’ve had in my life. I think I can handle this.

I’ve had cats all my life, but this is my first puppy, so I’m open to advice!!!

Surprise, surprise.

Miley Cyrus was voted as both Favorite TV Actress and Favorite Female Singer at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards on Saturday night.

What the fuck? How did she not win for Favorite Jesus Freak? Miley was robbed!

For a full list of the (totally predictable) winners, click here.