Brad Pitt and President Bill Clinton joined forces to help rebuild the 9th Ward in New Orleans.

They combined their foundations, Make it Right 9 and Clinton Global Initiative, to break ground on the rebuilding of homes that were affected by hurricane Katrina.

Nothing snarky to say. This is sweet.

22-year-old new mom Charlotte Church cheers on her longtime boyfriend, Gavin Henson, at his rugby game over the weekend.

Charlotte gave birth to the couple’s daughter, Ruby Megan Henson, in late September of last year.

I just think she’s adorable.

After all her nonsense talk about how she was going to go to Africa and help the starving orphans, Paris Hilton will finally be boarding a plane to the far-off continent.

But not to help the orphans.

She’s going on tour with Good Charlotte, starting in South Africa.

Says Benji: “I’d do anything she wanted. I’m a really easy guy to read. Everyone can tell I’m really happy. She’s the most supportive [girlfriend], even as a friend, so supportive of everything I’m doing. And I try to be the same way for her.”

Yeah, dude, you’re pussy-whipped, just like all of Paris’s guys. Paris won’t make it through the whole tour. “I’m just happy to be together, so no matter where we are, we’ll have a great time,” she says, but I guarantee that after a week or so on a tour bus that bitch is gonna catch the first flight back to LA.

Maybe she’ll manage to throw a piece of bread to a starving child while she’s there or something.

Does anyone watch The Real World anymore?

I know I don’t, but is there an up-and-coming generation of Real World watchers? Or do those young ‘uns just watch Newport Harbor and shit all day?

Anyway, MTV hosted the very first Real World Awards in LA over the weekend, and we got to see a lot of faces we haven’t seen in awhile. Most I honestly don’t recognize. But here’s Aneesa Ferreira, Kyle Brandt and Cara “I Made Out with a Rock Star” Khan from Chicago. Damn Kyle is still way hot. I would so totally get naked with him in a hot tub.

Also there: Eric Nies, who looks like he just got off the set of Survivor, and Coral, and a bunch of other bitches I don’t recognize because I’d aged the fuck out of that show’s demo before their day.

Thank goodness for that!

Sam “Evil” Lutfi has agreed to stay away from Brit for another month per the terms of a temporary restraining order currently in place against him, which means the Spears family doesn’t have to go to court on Monday to get the restraining order extended.

The issue will be addressed again in another month.

Let’s keep this asswipe away from our Britney FOREVER!

Dude, I don’t watch Celebrity Fit Club, so I don’t know what the fuck this shit is about, but it has got to be one of the most fabulous breakdowns ever caught on tape.

Toccara from America’s Next Top Model lost her shit at the judges during a taping of Celebrity Fit Club.

Toccara doesn’t need to have some class. She needs to have a chocolate bar or something. She does look like she’s lost a ton of weight. All that hunger is going to her damn head.