Because Tupac’s still alive!

Ahhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

No seriously though.

So the LA Times ran some ridiculous, sensational story about how Diddy and B.I.G., like, orchestrated Tupac’s murder shooting, and Diddy’s all like, “Um, negative Ghostrider” because he totally didn’t. Honestly, people, there’s an election going on. Aren’t you guys supposed to be “real” journalists? Leave shit like this to the bloggers. And seriously this Tupac shit is nearly 15 years old at this point. Let it go, guys. Just let it go.

Here’s the actual statement from Diddy:

“This story is beyond ridiculous and is completely false. Neither Biggie nor I had any knowledge of any attack before, during, or after it happened. It is a complete lie to suggest that there was any involvement by Biggie or myself. I am shocked that the Los Angeles Times would be so irresponsible as to publish such a baseless and completely untrue story.”

Okay, she’s 14 years old, so I can’t really have a girl crush on her without feeling a little pervy (I think I draw the line at 16, U.S. laws be damned), but I think Taylor Momsen is just the cutest thing on the entire planet.

Here she is on Lafayette Street in NYC filming for Gossip Girl.

Sooooo cute!!!

I am so in love with that entire cast. They’re all just infinitely crushable.

Update: Photo removed because it violated some manner of copyright blah blah blah. Sorry.

Jesus, Angelina.

Do you really want another?

You know, if you feel like it’s too much, you could just have the baby and then put it up for adoption in Africa. How much fun would that be??? There are plenty of needy African families who would know exactly what to do with a beautiful white baby.

So word on the street is that Kristen Davis has a sex tape that’s getting ready to hit the World Wide Web. Yeah, that’s right: Charlotte York made a sex tape.

Apparently an ex-boyfriend of hers sold some stills from the video to ClubTaylorRain.com. You need to have access to the members area to get all the shots, and I refuse to do that, but I’ll certainly post what I come across here.

Interesting timing, considering the Sex and the City movie will be hitting theaters soon. If they even think about calling this sex tape Oral Sex and the City, I’m suing someone for total lack of creativity.

Are these real? Photoshopped? Is Kristen Davis in for a wild sex scandal ride?

You decide.

NSFW photos are after the jump.

Update: Photos removed upon request.

‘Nuff said.

I can’t stop laughing.

So Vogue magazine has, for the first time in its history, featured a black man on its cover (in fact, they’ve only had three men total on their cover ever). That man is basketball superstar LeBron James, pictured with supermodel Gisele Bundchen.

The photo has writers and bloggers up in arms.

Say the girls at Jezebel: LeBron “seems to be embodying ugly stereotypes about black men: The wild, savage, white-woman-obsessed beast.”

And over at Feministe, they’re saying that “I see a scary animalistic black man, a primal scream, and a beautiful white woman. Google image King Kong for a comparison.”

I dunno. Personally, I don’t see a problem with this image, but, personally, I’m not black. Gisele doesn’t look particularly concerned to be there (as the girl does in the King Kong image), and LeBron looks like an athlete about to kick some ass. Why do we see a world-class black athlete looking like he’s ready to throw down and think to ourselves “That’s an animalistic black man” rather than “That’s a fierce athlete”? Why is he a black man first and an athlete second? For chrissake, the guy has a basketball, not a switchblade. If that were Jason Kidd, no one would be all like “Oh look at the brutality of the white man,” they’d be like, “Oh, yeah, that basketball dude’s on the cover of Vogue. Gisele’s face looks fat. Wanna go to the mall?”

All the fuss surrounding this photo, to me, is just further evidence of racism.

I thought it was way more offensive when they used that horrendous photo of Jennifer Hudson. I think the big fuss is just because it’s the cover of Vogue, and Vogue has not exactly been known historically for embracing, ya know, other races.

What do you guys think?

Offensive? Yes or no?