Mar 18, 2008 at 02:17 pm by Evil Beet

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We are all in the wrong line of work, folks.

The real money is in being a high-priced hooker.

That chick at the center of the Elliot Spitzer scandal, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, has been offered $1M by Joe Francis to do a photo shoot and tour for the Girls Gone Wild DVD.

“Her face is on the cover of every newspaper in the country,” Francis said in a statement. “It’s clear that the public wants to see more of her. This is a serious offer and I hope she gets back to me right away.”

Joe says she doesn’t have to pose nude — but you totally know she will — she just has to tell her side of the story and go on tour with him.

Ewwww … one million dollars, but you have to spend lots of time in close quarters with Joe Francis?

I’m not sure if I’d do it.

Mar 18, 2008 at 01:42 pm by Evil Beet

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Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry have named their little kiddo.

According to Access Hollywood, the baby’s name is Nahla Ariela Aubry.

“We didn’t have a name picked out until just before we left the hospital,” said Halle. “For us it was hard to name the most important person in our life until we met her.”

I think that’s a pretty name. Nahla must mean something in some language, but when I Google it all I get is the Northern Alberta Health Libraries Association. And I refuse to do any further research. Because I’m a lazy asshole.

Anyway, I’d go on and on about how this is going to be the most beautiful child in the whole world, but then I think about Rumer Willis and I decide I better wait a few years before making that determination.

Mar 18, 2008 at 01:27 pm by Evil Beet

Ryan Phillippe at Stop-Loss Premiere, Pictures, Photos

She may have a reasonable excuse, but it seems Miss Abbie Cornish was a no-show at the Stop-Loss premiere in LA.

Abbie met Ryan Phillippe on the set of that movie, and set in motion the series of events that would eventually end in the tragic dissolution of Ryan’s marriage to Reese Witherspoon.

I was really looking forward to running a photo of the two of them together.

Mar 18, 2008 at 01:18 pm by Evil Beet

Kristin Davis Sex Tape Nude Pussy Lips Hairy Vag Pictures, Photos

Yesterday we posted these shots from the Kristin Davis sex tape. Today another has been released, and it’s even more revealing than the previous two.

Yes, I’m talking pussy, kids.

This one looks less like Kristin than the other two, though.

What do you guys think?

NSFW pics are after the jump.

Update: Images removed upon request.

Mar 18, 2008 at 10:26 am by Evil Beet

Oh, Britney. Your acting skills are unparalleled. You forgot to add in the parts about driving around LA aimlessly, checking into assorted hotels and screaming “Fuck you” at the paparazzi, but, otherwise, this sounds like a common request fromm you.

Mar 17, 2008 at 07:37 pm by Evil Beet

Here’s Adam Carolla and Julianne Hough on the opening night of this season’s Dancing with the Stars.

Oh, Adam isn’t much of a dancer, but extra points for effort.