Hey, Jessica, You Gotta Get Those UTIs Treated as Soon as It Hurts to Pee
Mar 31, 2008 at 02:17 pm by Evil Beet

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Jessica Simpson was in and out of the hospital this weekend, being treated for a kidney infection.

Jess was admitted on Friday and released on Monday. She’s feeling much better, say her reps.

Andy Roddick’s Engaged, In Case Anyone Still Cares
Mar 31, 2008 at 02:12 pm by Evil Beet

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Mandy Moore, I’m looking at you.

Andy Roddick got engaged to model Brooklyn Decker.

Andy’s 25 and Brooklyn is 20.

Yeah, this is gonna work out.

Three Cheers for Prague!
Mar 31, 2008 at 12:11 am by Evil Beet

Paris Hilton Scrape on Chin, Pictures, Photos

A million thanks to the Czech Republic, where Paris Hilton visited while tagging along with Benji Madden on the Good Charlotte tour.

Paris was sporting this scrape on her chin, after she supposedly fell while being swarmed with paparazzi after a show at the Congress Centre.

Whatever. I think one of the roadies finally had the balls to hit her with an upper-cut.

I Guess There Was No Brangelina Wedding This Weekend
Mar 31, 2008 at 12:02 am by Evil Beet

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Star magazine, who first issued the story, has printed a retraction:

Sources in a position to have information regarding a secret wedding ceremony between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had confirmed to Star that the couple married in the French Quarter Wedding Chapel on Saturday, March 29. “There were two weddings, one planned and one unplanned,” one source told Star. “Brad and Angelina’s was the planned ceremony. The weather wasn’t good, so we were indoors.” After further investigation, the sources are not standing by their story. Brad and Angelina’s reps have not commented.

Someone over at Star is getting FIRED.

This Is Precious
Mar 30, 2008 at 10:29 pm by Evil Beet

Bobby Trendy and Reichen Lehmkuhl, Pictures, Photos

Bobby Trendy and Reichen Lehmkuhl share a tender moment at the Tan for a Cause “celebrity mixer” event in Hollywood to support the Reality Cares foundation.

Ugh, I went to one of these events last year to do some interviews. Both Bobby and Reichen were there, as well, but Bobby showed up about four hours late and trashed out of his gourd. It was too funny.

Anyway.

These guys’ll show up anywhere that’ll have them.

Reichen’s still way hot, though, and I’m still single if he changes his mind.

Droppin’ That Baby Weight
Mar 30, 2008 at 10:22 pm by Evil Beet

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Jennifer Lopez showed up at the NYC premiere of Shine a Light looking significantly lighter herself.

Her husband, the Crypt Keeper, was there, too, but I’m not running his picture because it scares small children.