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Here’s 10 minutes of your life you’re never going to get back. It’s Paris Hilton judging the Miss Turkey pageant.

Around 5:30 she attempts to belly dance. It’s one of the more awkward things I’ve come across this year. It’s like even Paris is like, “Dude, I am in no way qualified to do this. Please. Make it stop.” I mean, I don’t know much about the art of belly dancing, but I’m pretty sure this is a huge affront to it.

Like if America’s Next Top Model traveled to Turkey and they taught the girls to belly dance, and one of the girls did this shit on stage, the end result would undoubtedly be a lengthy lecture by the local expert on how she’s essentially urinated all over the Turkish culture and, were she not here with a CW production crew, would now do jail time.

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