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I Want Gisele Bundchen’s Life

March 28, 2008
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Gisele Bundchen
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Gisele Bundchen Launches Vogue Eyewear Play Everyday Campaign, Pictures, Photos

You know, normally I take a pretty cynical eye toward celebrity life. I know most of it’s bullshit. I get that. I understand that these are real people with real emotions and real lives, and they all have pain and heartbreak and sadness and rough nights just like you and me, and I understand that, in many cases, money and fame only worsen the problem. I understand that most of these lives are not in any way enviable.

But Gisele?

Fuck Gisele.

Gisele lives in this magical little world where she’s forever gorgeous and delighted and weightless and beloved and NFL quarterbacks leave their pregnant girlfriends when she demonstrates even the tiniest bit of interest and any speck of sadness that might accidentally fall within 20 yards of her life is quickly ushered away by the ever-vigilant Gisele Bundchen Happiness Fairies.

Fuck Gisele.

Gisele Bundchen Launches Vogue Eyewear Play Everyday Campaign, Pictures, Photos Gisele Bundchen Launches Vogue Eyewear Play Everyday Campaign, Pictures, Photos Gisele Bundchen Launches Vogue Eyewear Play Everyday Campaign, Pictures, Photos

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  • We get what we deserve. She married a handsome, wealthy — practically inarticulate jock. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. I give it three years, max.

  • she is not f…ing him for the money
    she is the richest model in the planet
    he may be inarticulate
    but,for the moment,he certainly is a good f..k

  • Ah, at least she is too tall so her heads looks too big and she probably knows nothing about anything and I really think she looks like a transvestite. I stopped envying models when I realized that 1. they have to small heads for their overproportionatly long bodies 2. to the people that hire them they are stupid objects that should shut up and not eat and 3. they know nothing. they start working at like 14 and when they come out at the other side in their 20s they have the mental capacity of a 14-year old. STILL!
    no amount of free shoes in the world can fill that bottomless void of knowledge.

  • All that matters is she gets to fuck Tom Brady. What a lucky Bitch!

    PS Tom did not leave his ex because of the pregnancy or Gisele. Bridget planned the baby to keep Tom, but it was too late. He moved on from her aging dlist ass to this. Who could blame him?

  • NO SHE DIDN’T. Bridget DID NOT plan it to keep Tom. Are you kidding me? How dare you accuse her of such a thing! She wanted a kid and she was going to do it w/ or w/o a father figure. She is strong and independent.
    Don’t make her sound like some crazy desperate ’80 psycho girl. Tom IS NOT WORTH that.

  • Interesting, the way people take sides
    as if they actually KNEW these “celebrities”…
    one thing seems to be certain to me,from what I read
    (and I’m miles away)
    the brunette holds big grudges against something/someone
    which probably means she did not get things the way she wanted to

  • Ok I saw on TV in early December that Bridget thru her publicist announced that she and Tom “Broke up Several weeks ago”. She also wanted privacy. I didn’t even know who she was since I don’t really follow her show and know nothing about football. I didn’t even put it together until February when she made this huge stink about announcing her pregnancy thru a New York Tabloid; which was strange considering she was requesting for privacy. According to the tabloids, she was upset that Tom had moved on so quickly to someonelse. Her friends said neither she nor Tom knew she was pregnant when they broke up, but I guess she wanted people to think he dumped his pregnant girlfriend to go chase a supermodel for revenge. Apparently it worked.

  • She must be special, you’re reading and writing about her. What do Americans know about beauty anyway. Your symbol of beauty is a pasty pale barbie doll. Barf

  • Yeah.. you guys are probably right… she really looks like a dude, she really is so nothing special and she’s probably really dumb…

    That must be why she is the fucking world’s richest top model !!!!

    Honestly, you jealous fuckers, go get a life!

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  • What the hell? Apparently the drunkest person on earth tried to write internet porn in this thread or something….?

  • bridget and her and her cousin, rosie o’donnell {you know rosie can’t her her big mouth and nose out of anyoneones’ business}! she and bridget are responsible for tom and giseles’ negative publicity! bridget admitted to tom her pregnancy was NOT an accident, yet she continues to take her plight to the tabloids and public into shaming and pressuring tom into going back to her, like she did when she was screwing around on scott with tom and he found out through the tabloids! no wonder she sold her pics to OK magazine they all do her dirty work for her! it’s too bad bridget didn’t take a page from of gisele when leo wouldn’t commit …leave and find someone else! instead of bringing an innocent child into it. he will believe, someday he is only here to trap his father! now she is going back to boston and most people seem to be excited, which makes me believe you new englanders/new yorkers teach their daughters to get pregnant if the guy won’t commit! by the way bridget has to bring baby jonhathan to boston or she has to let him go with a court appointed guardian so don’t think she is being nice! please do your homework before negative comments on tom!