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Audrina Patridge Gets Chinese Tattoo on Her Arm, Pictures, Photos

As if all the press surrounding the recent leak of her nude photo shoot weren’t enough, Audrina Patridge decided she wanted even more ink.

The Hills starlet hit up a Hollywood tattoo parlor today to get some nonsense tattooed on her arm.

Can someone please explain to me the value of getting tattoos in Chinese when you, personally, do not speak Chinese? I never understood why people do that. Why would you want something tattooed on your body that you can’t understand and that represents absolutely nothing about you? I understand doing this if you are, ya know, Chinese, or even if you speak and write the language, but what does a white girl from SoCal need fucking Chinese written on her arm for? And why Chinese, people? Because it looks flowing and mysterious? Why not, I dunno, Braille? Or Ethiopian? It’s equally relevant.

However: none of this is as bad as the guy I met in San Diego who had a Latin phrase misspelled across his chest.

Anyway, does anyone know what this actually says? And if not, can you please take some time out of your day to say a little prayer that it actually means something related to performing fellatio on a barn animal? Because nothing would please me more.

Audrina Patridge Chinese Tattoo Close Up, Pictures, Photos

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  • It means ‘ rice that fried by pork fat ‘
    or maybe I can put it in this way and hope you can understand
    豬肉油 means pork fat, 煎 means fried, 米 means rice

    I can’t stop laughing when I saw this ….

  • I dunno if I should feel happy for her that at least all the characters are correctly written, or feel bad because instead of 6 characters, she could have just gotten “pork fried rice” (3 characters) and saved herself some pain.

  • I don’t know if Chinese and Japanese people get stupid English tattoos, but they put nonsense phrases on their shirts and in their artwork (as texture or background). I guess it’s exotic.

    I think the characters are very pretty and can see why people love having them as tattoos. I wouldn’t personally (except for the characters for star and ocean MAYBE but everyone’s doing it blaaaargh). But I’ve taken Japanese for several years and would know exactly what mine said. It’s your body, put whatever crap you want on it.

    But pork fried rice? Seriously?

  • Sincerely, SINCERELY this means pork friend rice? Oh my goodness… oh no… But yeah, maybe it’s Ashton and his trickery again! It doesn’t look swollen or red or smeared like they often do, when they’re finished.

  • Ah! I live in San Diego (home of your Marine – it must be a SoCal thing) and my ex was fluent in Mandarin and would always point out horrible tattoos he noticed. It was made me realize I was a terrible person as I usually laughed instead of feeling sorry for the poor schmuck with the bad tattoo.

    And then I found your site.

    I still feel bad laughing at people but, you know, a little less bad than I used to.

  • Well, at least she didn’t get the tattoo on her tits. I guess that’s something to give thanks for.

  • Yep. My babel fish translator has confirmed the pork fried rice. Please lord let this tat be for real!

  • Ok, I’ll fess up. I designed a piece of jewelry with something written in braille on it. But the thing is, it just looks like a pattern of raised bumps. It says something important to me to always remember, but I don’t want to advertise it to the whole world. So I’ll wear it, and I’ll remember, but the majority of the world won’t know my business (random blind people won’t feel up my jewelry either).

    So I get the idea of putting something together that means something to you but not in your language. But seriously, if that’s what it says, that’s sad. At least I chose something I could verify meant what I wanted it to mean.

  • the tattoo says “fried rice made with pork oil” it was a publicity stunt for ashton’s new show “pop fiction”. pretty lame i would say

  • Who the hell cares what Chompers does with herself? Nothing she does or will do will EVER make her attractive. Or detract from those gia-normous horse teeth. Jesus….why is this ugmo famous again?

  • if only her nudie pic’s were for a segment of Popfiction!! jeezzz, dumb people make me laugh, but stupidy… -just pisses me off!!

  • seriously jenn?? i mean are you really serious or just sorta serious?

    **insert heavy sigh** what sukks about typing is you can’t hear my sarcasm – BUTT SERIOUSLY Jenn!!

  • OMG!!! how STUPID can she be?? Getting a tattoo that says, RICE THAT IS FRIED WITH PORK OIL. HAHA…ROFL

  • I DOUBT IT’S A REAL TATTOO IDIOT. I’M SURE ITS AIRBRUSHED OR SOMETHING. IF IT IS THATS JUST SAD THOUGH.

  • Hey poster. Are you racist against Chinese or something? Yea that tatoo looks a bit out of place, but you sound really ignorant in your post.

    Do you have a Confederate flag under your bed?

  • Sorry to break it to you, but the tattoo is FAKE!! She and the producers of a show called “Pop Fiction”made it all up as a prank to let everyone know that not everything you read in the tabloids is true!! Look who’s laughing now…..If you dont believe me, go to E! Online to try and check out the show!! hahaha

  • Audrina went on the show called “Pop Fiction” and did this. It was on last night and she knows what it means.

  • it says “pork fried rice”

    she was playing a joke on the media.
    dont you guys watch ‘pop fiction’ on vh1?

    not all tabloids are true

  • I think it’s hilarious that it was for ‘Pop-Fiction’ and you all fed right into it. You can keep saying how much you don’t care but the simple fact that you commented on here calling her an idiot and such just proves why that show exists and why it’s so great.

  • I came across this while doing a google image search for something unrelated and saw your question about why people who aren’t Chinese would get Chinese writing tattooed on them. While I personally don’t understand why anyone would be spending their time writing or reading about celebrities, I can at least keep an open mind that there may be some merit, some practical purpose to doing such trivial things. I can, however, speak to the issue of Chinese writing in tattoos, as I myself have several characters. I’m not Chinese, but I’ve dedicated my life to the study and teaching of a Chinese martial art form, and have been a life long Buddhist. While I can’t speak Chinese fluently, I admire the language, its culture, and its philosophy. I have several Chinese themed tattoos with simply Chinese characters build into them that have personal meaning to me. Characters that have no direct analog in English, at least nothing that can be translated without losing meaning. This is one very good reason, to answer your question. Is it so hard to imagine, that other cultures hold personal value, both practical and artistic, to an individual? At least at the same level (or possibly more) than one would find value in taking time away from improving themselves and decide to spend it talking about others? While I am sure there are those to whom such tattoos are a trend, or have no personal significance, please keep your mind open to the possibility that there are those who do have significance, even if you can’t readily comprehend it. May I respectfully suggest less focus on others and more personal reflection as a remedy for such ignorance.

  • do your fucking research, audrina is part asian. i own the hills box sets and if you watch the portion when the stars talk about themselves, she mentions it…dumbass

  • Nahhh dont be stupid. We all know Asian have the nicest writings. Anyways there is ton TONS of white ppl with asian symbols. Normally ONE WORD SYMBOLS like “Strength” or “Love” I agree that writing your life’s story on your arm in chinese is a bit much……… Especially if a white person tatty it on your arm cuz they normally will eff up. But still asians have the nicest writing. Puahahaha