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Beyonce Knowles Is Very Angry

March 26, 2008
Evil Beet
Beyonce Knowles
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Beyonce Dereon Ad, Pictures, Photos

I’d look like that, too, if my brand were called Dereon.

I guess the name is a throw-back to Beyonce’s grandmother, whose last name was Dereon, but even still.

It doesn’t make me think of fashion. It makes me think, of, like, vaginal creams. “Itchy in that place? Try Dereon and carry on!”

And, yeah, I know it looks like the Fight Club posters, but that’s really the least of the problems with this ad.

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  • i dont like their clothes.
    i visited their website.
    i thought my monitor had a fight with a bedazzler and lost.

  • hahahahahaha!!! Oh, lollylicious, that was funny… could you imagine? The bedazzler jumping up and down and your laptop walking away, defeated.
    Anywhoo, I totally agree with Miss Beet… try dereon and carry on… use it when your not feeling so fresh. And what is up with her lips in this ad? She should never scowl in a picture. She has nothing to be pissed about. A gazillion dollars in the bank… check! No scandalous behavior caught on film or camera… check! Fugly boyfriend who owns pretty much everything he touches… double check!

  • dereon, i always think of derier aka ass….the clothes is way too over the top, they look like pagent clothes, no1 buys the shit. dumb as hell, and that’s why she’s mad

  • Beyonce is such a fucking idiot, but I kinda love her anyways. She needs to cut the shit with the fur, though.

  • Love the dereon commercial, love the fight-club reference. You are totally on fire with this one Beet.

  • Why so glum Beyonce what did your 70 million become 69 million. God get a life.

    (no sexule humor about the 69 it wasn’t meant to tern out like that)

  • you guys are haters
    ur so fukkin dumb
    c’mon now
    wat are ya’ll emo??
    cuz ya’ll sound like dem emo bytchez in my school!!!!

  • Maybe you should pay more attention to your school work, instead of “dem emo bytchez”. That way you might just be able to spell a little bit more properly, okay?

  • OMG!!!!!!! LIKE ALL YOU HATERS ARE LIKE SO TERRIBLE!!! I LOVE HER CLOTHING LINE! EVERYTHING IS VERY CUTE SEXY AND ADORABLE!!!!! Y HATE BECAUSE YALL CANT BE HER?? SHE GOT THE LOOKS!! THE VOICE!!!!! THE PERSONALITY!!!!!! AND PPL LOVE HER I KNOW ITS YOUR OPINON BUT DAMN LEAVE THAT TO YOURSELF!! IF YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING NICE DONT SAY NOTHING AT ALL!!!! AND OL DUDE WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE TOO SKINNY!!!!?? HAVE YOU SEEN HER HIPS!!!!! AND BOOTY!!! I MEAN DAMN NOT HARD TO MISS AT ALL!!! JUST MUCH LVE FOM A REAL BEYONCE FAN!!!

  • Personnally, I think Deréon in English sounds very good! Even if in French it would take two “é” but that’s not the problem here…
    This word reminds me some kind of french upper-class “bourgeoisie” in Paris during the 20’s when Paris’ fashion was the best in the WHOLE world (and it has always been until now indeed)!!!

  • I feel that beyonce is a total Diva, I mean she is bad, from her hair to her clothes and even more things to come. I really dont have a comment for the haters I have them 2 so do your thing girl and stay on your game and grind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I cant belive you all HATERS dat U said beyonce is Skinny and Idiot,,,, she is perfect….. and her cloyhing line is best….. Her Mom is a very Good designer,,, she think about common people not only for celebs…… yeah this promos photo is so uglyy but thi is all done by her Add Agency,,, they must be hang till death for destroying the beauty of beyonce

  • F**K.YA.HATIN.ON.BEYONCE.HATE.ALL.YA.WANT.SHE.STILL.GETTIN.DAT.MONEY..LIKE.DEY.SAY”behind.evry.SUCCESFULL.person.lies.a.pack.of.haters”LIKE.Z-RO.SAID.”F**K.ALL.YALL!!!