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Mar 20, 2008 at 01:54 pm by Evil Beet
Paris Hilton actually landed in South Africa today with Benji Madden and the rest of Good Charlotte.
How long can this charade continue?












































































































Hahahahahahahahaha! Paris is the ‘dodo bird’… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I don’t think this will last much longer, she’ll probably find some dude in S. Africa to get with. Slut.
It ends when she gives him genital herpes.
Paris’ planes always land safely sometime after they take off. If there weren’t other people involved, I might be somewhat conflicted about this.
Unfortunately Africa has a major AIDS problem after Paris leaves add Herpes to the list. Sorry to say but maybe she will get caught between two warring tribes.
Soooooo wrong. On sooooo many levels.
The biggest odd couple ever!
It ends when she falls pregnant with Nicole’s child’s cousin…Paris & Nicole have a plan.
simple life the lost douche bag episodes
I like sluts as much as the next guy but Benji is taking this way too far.
This is like that movie ‘Can’t buy me love’. He is way fat and she looks bored. *YAWN*