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Pamela Anderson Is Spouting Lies

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After her third marriage failed — all together now — MISERABLY, Pamela Anderson tells Ellen Degeneres she is currently not dating anyone.

Her attention, says Anderson, the mother of two boys (Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 10, whose father is Anderson’s ex, Tommy Lee), is devoted to “just kids. That’s taking up a lot of time.”

Especially on her schedule. Says Anderson, “Usually I get in around 3 or 4 in the morning, and I’m up at 6:30 am with my kids making breakfast, 8 a.m. at school, and who washes their face?”

Congratu-fucking-lations, Pamela. Way to go two weeks without dating anyone. Way to focus on your kids for twenty seconds. You sure are getting your life back under control. Getting in at 3 or 4 in the morning every day? That sounds manageable. What the hell are you doing at 3 am, Pamela? Taking a business meeting? Everything sounds very much under control right now. Good for you.

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  • she washes her 10 and 11 years old’s faces? really? eww…does she brush their teeth and bathe them too?

  • why do these celebs act like they’re doing some kind of service to humanity by making their kids breakfast, wiping their ass, keeping them out of rehab.

    you’re a parent, bitch, that’s what you’re supposed to do! quit acting like you’re some saintly person. FUCK!! I liked her a lot more when they didn’t allow her to say anything that wasn’t scripted.

  • where the hell is she till 3-4 in the morning? i know where i am, in bed so that i know my kiddies are being taken care of by me HELLO!

  • where the hell is she til 3-4 in the morning? Taking care of her diseased liver, no doubt.
    Go away Pam-