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Now You, Too, Can Fuck Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker Sex Blow Up Doll, Pictures, Photos

Pipedream Products has released their Super Stars Series of blow-up dolls.

Now you can bang Sarah Jessica Parker in her “3 fabulous love holes!”

“Sex in her shitty!” Genius!

Also in the line: Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez, Tori Spelling, Pamela Anderson and Eva Longoria.

Sorry, but how the fuck did Tori Spelling make it into that crowd?

You can buy ‘em here. Collect them all!

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