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24Now You, Too, Can Fuck Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker Sex Blow Up Doll, Pictures, Photos

Pipedream Products has released their Super Stars Series of blow-up dolls.

Now you can bang Sarah Jessica Parker in her “3 fabulous love holes!”

“Sex in her shitty!” Genius!

Also in the line: Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez, Tori Spelling, Pamela Anderson and Eva Longoria.

Sorry, but how the fuck did Tori Spelling make it into that crowd?

You can buy ‘em here. Collect them all!

March 16, 2008 at 9:47 pm by Evil Beet

24 Responses to “Now You, Too, Can Fuck Sarah Jessica Parker”

  1. Ricardo says:

    I hope the Paris one comes with a gag bottle of valtrex

  2. I saw this photo on http://plusmingle.com and there are many people discuss about this.

  3. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    Damn all of those whores are used up with droopy vaginal lips. We need new fresh hot broads.

  4. Wannafuckuma says:

    There should be a blow up doll that looks like Uma Thurman as long as it also has big, soft, saggy tits to fuck.

  5. snow ball says:

    sex in her shitty i agree beet that was evil genius at work

  6. Priscilla says:

    gross! lolol, first off that man pretending to be sjp on the box is even uglier then sjp herself, and i have to follow that link and check out the other chicks and see what dude they used for thier covers, and yeah how did tori “fuckin hideous” spelling get there? no1 wants to fuck her in real life much less a blow up doll

  7. Ernestine says:

    Oh. My. Fucking. God.

    What scares me the most is how absolutely realistic those dolls are!

  8. iiirene says:

    oh wow…i think i said enought.

  9. bec says:

    omg – that is fucking hilarious.

  10. Melissa says:

    Wow! That’s amazing. They found another horse-faced transvestite to model this bullshit!!

  11. Melissa says:

    Is that Gisele Bundchen?

  12. kirstie says:

    HAHAHA sex in her shitty!! AAAHAHAHAHA

  13. Sarah says:

    NO THANKS UGLY BITCH

  14. monkeywrench says:

    sex in her shitty, priceless!

  15. abby says:

    can u get me 1?

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  17. sexy honey says:

    I WANT ONE SO BAD BUT GOT TO GO I’M HAVING SEX

  18. Anonymous says:

    how much does she cost

  19. farzin says:

    I want to have a girl freand who wants?

  20. popo803 says:

    i feel sorry for pple who fuck blow up dolls…they have no life

  21. Yo_momma_69 says:

    Am I the only one that actually and legitimately wants to bone the shit out of Sarah Jessica Parker’s booty

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