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Paris Hilton Push-Up Bra Huge Tits at DCMA Store Opening, Pictures, Photos

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  • paris has good tits, i’d suck ’em whilst wanking to reach orgasm in a frenzy of lust. i do this in leyton on sea with prostitutes, the bitches don’t seem to mind. there’s this one chinky bitch i know who has tits like alma chua’s. i suck em good, then spunk up all over my legs. she has tits like jesus christ knows tits. that jesus cunt has good taste trust me. why do you think he’s banging girls through chiefs in california. the saints are horny. i like bernadette’s ass. i’d bang her. something i know is that jesus is a crook. he likes tits like any man trust me. i’m a medium. a medium for jesus. jesus is a whore who enjoys spunking over little boys but worse he does it over little girls. He’d fuck his own mother. What a crook. I’d possibly suck him off suck his balls but only if satan was fucking my life over. I’d let JC spunk in my face because he’s God. Except he’s a crook, and we don’t know he’s god. we’re scum of life, dead common little fuckwits. anyway i enjoy screwing prostitutes. if i’m horny and i’ve got no cash i’ll jerk off a gay man on the seafront where gays go at night. i like wanking off really feeling satan’s manhood, that sucker. i took satan’s life. i told him i was the one and questioned whether other people exist. Now he’s going mad for eternity.

  • you’re a superhero ben like jc, but with sex appeal. jc is repressed. he knows he’d bang therese of lisieux or bernadette, he’d bang mary on his father’s throne. at least i would. i’d bang mary and spunk in her face b4 she sucks me off begging me for the light. satan is sweet, i’d suck his tits. he doesn’t have a nob, or i’d suck that too. not. i’m a gentleman, i’d shave off his tits and give the relics to charity, i support the sisters of mercy because they’re hoaeres. i’d bang marc bolan, sure, i need sex. i’d spunk all over the devil and watch while he sucks god’s balls and let’s him spunk in his face. ha ha. i’ve killed him, *cold* i told you that didn’t i? yeah i slaughtered the guy. now he’s all alone for the rest of time. i like Paris in the picture. She has little tits mind and is a blow job queen. She needs biggewr better tits for her new boyfriend Benji to screw like a fillipino bar girl. Lust. that’s the best. I’d spunkl all over Benji man boobs then suckle Paris’s left tit thru her bra. i need sex. I killed Satan.

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