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Mar 13, 2008 at 12:09 am by Evil Beet
Or does he?
Fly-zipping is such a menial task for such a big celebrity. Adrian, you shouldn’t have to invest precious time and energy into making sure your fly is zipped at all times.
Here, I have a good idea: how about you put someone else in charge of your pants zipper?
How about I be that person?
In fact, why don’t I just be the person in charge of all activities related to your penis?
You won’t be disappointed, Adrian! Call me and we’ll discuss the details.
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nice guy. I heard he dated a model recently on celeb site MarryM illionaire. C O M
I’m offering to be your replacement for those days you can’t make. :)
beet wants to leave us to be vince’s zipper girl. sigh!
and that could be a hairy job beet
ouch….caveman
Oh BEET, you lil perv! bless your heart
that boy is hidious!
ew but hes ugly
i dont get it evil beet he is the missing link
And shave
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