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Adrian Grenier Needs to Zip His Fly

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Or does he?

Fly-zipping is such a menial task for such a big celebrity. Adrian, you shouldn’t have to invest precious time and energy into making sure your fly is zipped at all times.

Here, I have a good idea: how about you put someone else in charge of your pants zipper?

How about I be that person?

In fact, why don’t I just be the person in charge of all activities related to your penis?

You won’t be disappointed, Adrian! Call me and we’ll discuss the details.

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