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Britney’s Actually Becoming a Caricature of Herself

Britney Spears Animated Cartoon Video for Break the Ice, Pictures, Photos

Since the regular doses of Lexapro and Ativan make it impossible for her to actually express emotion on her face, Britney’s found another way to be animated: her next video will be a cartoon.

Oh, genius, genius, genius!

The video for “Break the Ice” will be set in a futuristic world, with cartoon Britney depicted as some manner of superhero.

Sources say the cartoon video was Britney’s own idea, and I totally believe that. Her label probably woke her from her slumber with a 2 pm phone call all like, “Hey, Britney, you ready to discuss ideas for your next video?” and she was all like, “Yeah, here’s an idea: how about I’m not fucking in it. SOMEBODY BRING ME ANOTHER UNISOM!” and now her label’s all like, “Uh, Britney suggested we do a cartoon.”

Ahhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha.

Anyway, enjoy some of the stills from the video.

Britney Spears Animated Cartoon Video for Break the Ice, Pictures, Photos Britney Spears Animated Cartoon Video for Break the Ice, Pictures, Photos

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