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Yeah, you read that right.
That Billy Crystal.
Those Yankees.
The New York Yankees have signed Crystal to a one-day minor league contract, and he’ll play in Thursday’s exhibition game against the Pittsburgh Pirates.
He’ll wear the number 60, as the game will take place a day before his 60th birthday.
“I’ve been waiting 50 years for this call,” Crystal said in a statement released by the team. “I’m overwhelmed by the generosity of the Yankees and commissioner Selig. I know this’ll be tougher than the Broadway Softball League, but I’m looking forward to helping the younger players, which by the way is all of them. Oops, I have to go, Scott Boras* is on the phone.”
* I imagine that most of the readers of this blog will, much like me, not understand what’s funny about that. Scott Boras, it turns out, is some hot-spot sports agent that reps a bunch of hot-shot baseball players. Ha ha.
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Scott Boras is hated by all team gm’s. He is A-Rod & Kenny Rodgers agent. This Billy guy better not fuck up my Yankee clubhouse chemistry with his corny jokes.
So can men and women be friends or what? Without F@#king, I mean.
Hi Billy, Don’t forget to say hello to Wong.
I admit he is very talented.I know he is a hot blogger on a celebs club‘SearchingM illionaire . c o m’.he has many fans.
He looks pained. Oh, no, sorry, that’s his bad facelift.
he looks more hideous than usual.