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Mar 08, 2008 at 11:11 pm by Evil Beet
You know, if most celebs showed up to an event in this dress, I’d be like “ARGH! Stab me in the eye!!”
But Ali?
Looks PERFECT.
I love you, Ali. I don’t want to date you — as I’ve said before, you’re a bit old for me, and I know you’re happily engaged — but if I could maybe get adopted as your little sister or something? That would be awesome.












































































































She’s 32, Beet. Can’t you find love in your heart for a full-fledged lesbian gromance (girl-on-girl romance) with a 32-year-old hottie like Ali Larter?
EB when are you going to come completely out of the closet?
she looks pretty with that dress on lol
Beet… how old (or young) ARE you, if Ali is too old!? At any rate, I’m right there with ya on the A.L. adoration! She’s the tops, man! Lovely x3!
32 isn’t that old, kate moss is older and she still lives like a teenager – a role model for the future years!