Remember Haley Scarnato, the pretty brunette from last season of AmIdol? And she was all excited because she was engaged and in love and everything was fabulous?

Haley gave an interview to Extra this week (watch it here) where she says that the engagement — and the relationship — ended a few months ago, after she’d already planned the wedding. She says she’s fine and happy and great now, but it’s obvious that’s not true.

I’m such a sick person. I watch shit like this and I’m, like, happy about it. Not because I dislike Haley Scarnato or harbor any sort of ill will toward her, just because it makes me feel happy that someone else’s personal life isn’t going exactly according to plan. It makes me feel better about myself. I’m such a bad person. But I figure at least a few of you out there feel the same way, so I decided to post this piece to bring some schadenfreude joy into your lives, too. Man, I’m so going to hell. Sorry, Haley.

12 Responses to “Haley Scarnato Called Off Her Engagement”

1. JenDoogie says:

   March 5, 2008 at 3:49 pm

   I love your sick & twisted outlook….deriving pleasure from these so-called important peeps is NORMAL!
   Look, I say “don’t hate – participate” and I, for one, enjoy your hilarious viewpoints all the while I am over here chanting “hooker bitch” to Sarah Larson’s pic of her all over my Mr. Clooney. SEE – I’m participating! And everyone loves it! I’ll see you in hell :)

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2. lovelei says:

   March 5, 2008 at 5:40 pm

   She is cute.. I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named ” Searching Millionaire dot com”.. Many men winked at her there.

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3. lxve says:

   March 5, 2008 at 5:52 pm

   i think by recognizing it, you’re at least redeeming it a little bit.

   i’m the same way, but i like to think i’m a pretty good soul.

   then again, if i end up burning in hell…

   at least i’ll still be able to follow your fabulous gossip site. :]

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4. woof says:

   March 5, 2008 at 6:55 pm

   Greatly Appreciated Evil Beet

   Yeah, it TOTALLY makes me feel better reading about someone else’s love life sucking

   Makes me feel so good :) Keep it up girlie

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5. EVIL DICK says:

   March 5, 2008 at 7:10 pm

   I’d like to foul her where she poops from…

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6. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

   March 6, 2008 at 3:41 am

   Is that a herpes cold sore? I’d cancel on her too!!!

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7. uwishucould says:

   March 6, 2008 at 10:22 am

   how could it be a herpes sore moron, when it’s all the way on her fkn cheek

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8. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

   March 6, 2008 at 10:36 am

   ^^^eat a dick with A.I.D.S in it fag

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9. Ashley says:

   March 6, 2008 at 4:07 pm

   I’ll save ya a spot in hell. ;)

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10. ali says:

    March 6, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    i love you for mentioning ‘schadenfreude’ – avenue q for the win!! =)

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11. haley piper says:

    December 12, 2008 at 10:27 pm

    she s a fuckig whore & a MAN whore

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12. MNDRT says:

    November 28, 2009 at 6:47 am

    678

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