Jeri Ryan is more relevant than you may think.

I know we’ve been over this before, but this woman may end up being single-handedly responsible for this country electing its first black president in 2008. And you just thought she was that chick from Star Trek.

Anyway, since divorcing politician Jack Ryan in 1999 and setting in place a series of events that would, nearly a decade later, result in Barack Obama emerging as the front-runner for the U.S. presidency, Jeri’s remarried, and she just had a baby.

Little Gisele Eme was born Sunday in Los Angeles, weighing 7 lbs., 13 oz. Mother and baby are healthy.

Congrats, Jeri!

11 Responses to “Jeri Ryan Had a Baby”

1. Just Saying says:

   March 3, 2008 at 2:33 pm

   I love this lady! Thanks for Obama! Baby girls are a wonderful gift.

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   • bob says:

     February 2, 2012 at 3:28 am

     She’s ugly. And thanks for obama? What do you think now 3 years later when he’s ruined the economy?

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2. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

   March 4, 2008 at 12:00 am

   Damn she’s FUGLY.

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3. Donkey Punch says:

   March 4, 2008 at 1:23 am

   She is so damned sexy. Wish we had more photos of her instead of that white trash fat pig Britney.

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4. Anonymous says:

   March 4, 2008 at 2:29 am

   @ :-l Sax

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5. Text God says:

   March 4, 2008 at 6:30 am

   Obama? Back story, please: what’s her connection to Obama?

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6. UgliestGuy says:

   March 4, 2008 at 8:10 am

   Aaaannd that picture shows that some (few??) women do not look like cows when they are pregnant!

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7. Evil Beet says:

   March 4, 2008 at 2:19 pm

   Text God:

   The backstory is here:

   http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/10/28/well-i-guess-jeri-ryans-pregnant/

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8. Ralph Kramden would bang zoom her says:

   March 8, 2009 at 2:05 pm

   Her HUSBAND is the fugly one. He’s a stud, who was hit by the ugly hammer. She could have done so much better..

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9. Tom says:

   June 18, 2011 at 1:59 am

   Whoa! I’ve always liked Jeri Ryan, but if she had anything to do with Obama coming into power, I may think twice about liking her anymore.

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10. Krell L says:

    July 11, 2011 at 2:45 am

    If I can stand to see that well i guess it is not totally a monstrosity…..

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