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Robert Rey, Dr. 90210, Hosts at Opium in Miami Beach, Pictures, Photos

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Oh, wait, except neither of those people is one of Dr. Robert Rey’s children.

No, they’re at home in LA, being neglected by their father, per usual, as Dr. 90210 himself hosts at Opium in Miami Beach.

I need to email the photo service and double-check that these pictures were, in fact, taken at a club, because it sure looks to me like they’ve captured Robert Rey arriving 25 years late for his Miami Vice audition.

I dunno, I mean, I know he’s not all bad, but usually I just think this guy’s a real schmuck. When you’re making Christian Troy look like a family man, buddy, it’s time to reassess your priorities.

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  • This guy is like the overlord of douche-bag nation!!

    He’s soooo lame! Doctor 90210?? His teenage dream must have been to be part of Beverly Hills 90210 as the suave latino!

    and who the hell wants to watch a show about superficial, vapid chicks gettin boob jobs to inflate their chests and their egos??

  • This guy is the ultimate tool. Some of the stuff he says to his patients is so unprofessional. And let’s not even start on his wardrobe and tailored scrubs.

  • This man is just feeding into the image crisis in Hollywood. And if you watch Pop Fiction E! starting march 9 you will see that life in Hollywood is a mind game. The Chaos is coming!

  • He had surgery on his head!!! It’s called “Flap Surgery” They take out a strip of scalp and place it over the bald are in the front…that’s why his hair never looks or falls just right. Probably down by Bosley Medical Group

  • How could he sit next to those two without whipping out the scalpel and doing some handiwork, and then mixing the bar a round? He’s just that talented people. Those women are really frightening looking, Brooke Hogan meets Eileen Wornos.

  • Am I the only who thinks his wife is suffering from major depression? I’m convinced she’s clinically depressed – young Canadian goes to Cali and get sucked into the shallow life, big fake boobs and all, and ends up with a total douchebag for a husband….

  • I feel so sorry for his wife. Poor girl. He is such a fucking tool. Also I can’t help but get the vibe that he actually likes the penis more than the vagina. Ya know?

  • I’ve noticed lately that his wife appears more haggard than usual. When she married this guy, I’m sure she had no idea this man would burgeon into a major dilettante, he’s way beyond her in intelligence, he’s quirky, someone who practices karate moves in the middle of the street and runs around at night is certainly not what she expected. She’s showing signs of being in over her head! It’s time for this guy to stay home at night with his family, to reassure her that she’s an important part of his life and to leave his childishness behind! Living beyond their means appears to be a way of life with these two, playing musical homes can be financially lethal. It’s time to grow up!!

  • I could care less about this idiot! However if his wife needs some lovin on the side I have no problem giving her what she needs!

  • f*ck u all ive met Dr Rey and he gives so much joy to ppl he meets in person and makes them feel good about themselves. Its Hollywood that creates this rubbish and makes him a millionaire, Dr Rey just plays along with it and one day hopes to go back to his home town to help the poor.

  • Hi Haters!
    All of you people need a life! mind ya own business and keep stepping! lets see you make your own money! im sure you all ugly as hell too! he hot, y’all not! If he makes you uncomfortable dont watch the freakin show! and by the way he’s just being nice and patronising when he calls those women sexy and beautiful and all that cos if they really were, they wont be there havin stuff done right, they know he lying. the real douch is whoever wrote this lame ass article! You suck!
    You better not delete my comment too! we all got freedom of speech!

  • tell em Diana those women hatin on Dr. Rey wish he would touch them let alone give them some breast But i can’t believe the men hating on him i bet none of those gay’s i mean guy’s have girlfriends just cause u flirt or give compliments doesn’t make u a tool, that just let’s everyone know that these guy’s have no game

  • Diana’s and nino’s comments can be totally disregarded based on the simply fact that their grammar is atrocious. People people, please. No one wants to hear your ghetto folk nonsense. I know you think it sounds cool or urban or whatever you want to call it but you can’t be taken seriously. Go flaunt your lack of education elsewhere.

    “They know he lying”
    I’m sorry but how does that even make sense in your small mind?

    nino, I have one word for you: punctuation. Remember 2nd grade?