“I have to tell you that Nicole Kidman most certainly did NOT drink white wine or any other alcoholic beverage backstage. She had water and lemon zinger tea. That’s it. I know, I was there with her I cannot remember that last time that Cindy Adams got anything right. She’s an idiot, and you can quote me.”

Nicole Kidman’s rep, Catherine Olim, responding to allegations that preggers Nicole Kidman was drinking wine at the Oscars.

Baby Harlow Madden reaches out for your help on the cover of the new People magazine.

“Please! Take me somewhere with fooooooood!”

Seriously, the best I can muster with Britney Spears these days is running the occasional shopping photo.

I know it’s, like, my whole job and stuff, but it physically pains me to follow the events in her legal life.

But I’m trying, for you guys’ sake.

So basically Britney wants to take that conservatorship away from her dad, even though it’s single-handedly saving her life, and she hired some lawyer to do it, and the lawyer tried to move the case to federal court, for reasons I can’t begin to understand, and then judge was all like “No you can’t move the case to federal court” and the conservatorship stays with her dad, thank God.

And Star magazine is reporting her ass might be pregnant with Adnan’s baby, which is almost certainly untrue.

Phew.

That was fucking hard.

I’m going to nap now.

If Michael over at DListed has a love affair with Phoebe Price, I have to admit my why-are-they-a-celebrity allegiance goes to Chris “Leave Britney Alone” Crocker.

I just adore this kid.

I also love his uncanny resemblance to one Heidi Montag.

Here he is shopping on Robertson today.

Okay, I have to admit, when I saw the original clip released of this video, I was not impressed. But now that I’ve seen the whole thing, I actually kind of like it. It’s not, like, deep or anything, but, come on, this is Mariah Carey here. It’s fun and playful and cute, and I think I might sorta dig it.

Check out Gary Coleman and his wife on The Today Show.

I like the part where all her friends were excited because she was dating “a superstar,” but she doesn’t know him that way, because she’s never seen Diff’rent Strokes, because she’s like 14 years old.